Donkey Joke

[Roy]

Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for
>> $100.00.


>>
>> The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.

The next day
>> he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the
>> donkey died.

'
>>
>> Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.

'
>>
>> The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.

'
>>
>> Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.

'
>>
>> The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
>>
>> Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.

'
>>
>> The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
>>
>> Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me.

I just won't tell anybody he's
dead.

'
>>
>> A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What
>> happened with that dead donkey?'
>>
>> Chuck said, 'I raffled him off.

I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
>> piece and made a profit of $898.00.

'
>>
>> The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
>>
>> Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won.

So I gave him his two dollars
back.

'
>>
>> Chuck now works for the government.,.,.,.



UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[slamdunk]

LMAO Roy, that inspired me to attend the next livestock auction!! Lol

(deadstock?) ;-)

 

[NVBighorn]

That guy is a genious. To smart for the government.

 

[Roy]

Slam - talk to Jenn - She will have two hogs to auction next week! Just in time! Though most people will actually want them dead, processed and in the freezer, so the raffle idea might not work as well as you want it to!


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[lve2143]

Mr. Roy,

What's funny, is , that's not really funny.
It's Par for the course.

lrv