DOGGIE TREATS???

[elkassassin]

Anybody Pack them in your Rig?

Ya,I do!

A couple Weeks ago this Gal Calls me & needs some Pipeage!

Been there before!

Big Black Bitin MF'ing Rot!

She said:I won't be there but some of the Kids will be there!

So I knock:'Come on in' I hear!

I crack the Door Open & Say:Get that Bitin SOB locked up in the Back Yard!

The Younger Kid Obeys & get's Him put in the Back Yard!

After about the 3rd Trip in to the House I get part way in & SOB!

Somebody Let that Big Bitin SOB back in the House!

I Don't Have a Pipe Wrench or a Weapon of any kind in my Hand!

Hair Stands up & this SOB starts Growlin!

So I Slowly Back off & go out to my Truck to get a Dog Biscuit!

Head back in & Give Him his Treat!

Next time I go back out & head Back in,now the SOB is waitin at the Front Door when I open it & He wants another Biscuit!

I didn't Have one so the SOB Starts Growlin again,JUDAS!

F'R wants a Treat every time I go back in the House!

And Ya,He Perty Much got one each time I went in!







We laugh, we cry, we love
Go hard when the going's tough
Push back, come push and shove
Knock us down, we'll get back up again and again
We are Members of the Huntin Crowd!

 

[DW]

Bisquits are cheaper than a piece a yer ars!

 

[sageman]

Double your bill because of hazardous working conditions.

 

[eelgrass]

Yeah, I got a doggie treat. I keep it under the seat of my truck.

Eel

 

[DW]

His publisher picked this photo for his upcoming book "How to Train Your Plumber"

 

[264mag]

Maybe if you would do the plumbing in the kitchen and not the bedroom, that dog knows what's going on.