Dog Won't Eat

[EdleBrock]

Hey guys. I can't get my dog to eat.

She seems to have lost her appetite and is very lethargic. I'm not sure what to do. I asked the neighbor for advice but he's no help, he's got bigger problems, his own dogs have been missing almost a week, along with his wife's cat, and the spare tire from his truck.

I wonder if there's burglaries in the neighborhood. Come to think of it, my wife is missing all her thongs...

Well, back to the topic. Cookie just won't eat:

 

[elkantlers]

Poor thing, probably won't last long.

 

[eelgrass]

That's weird EdleBrock. I believe if I were you, and loved my dog as much as you obviously love yours, I would run to the meat department and buy some rib eye steak. If she won't eat that, I would get her to the vet, ASAP. I hate to see a starving dog!

Good luck and keep us posted.

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

 

[EdleBrock]

Good news, Cookie's feeling better and my wife got her underwear back.

I took eel's advice along with some advice offered by an old rancher friend of mine. Instructions for marinating steaks in homebrewed horse laxative.

No sign of the neighbors pets, he seems to be really pissed at me. To smooth it over I invited him for a cookout after the game.