Subject: Dog Story
An elderly spinster who was a dog lover, agreed to look after her
neighbors dog while the neighbors went on their holiday.
The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a female "in heat"
and the neighbors dog was a male.
Nevertheless she had a large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.
As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep the spinster was suddenly
awakened by awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs. She
rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together and mating.
The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage.
Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what
to do next.
Though it was late, she reluctantly phoned the vet, and after a few
rings a rather grumpy voice answered the phone.
The spinster explained the problem, and the vet said. "I want you to
take the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them.
I will then phone your number back and the noise of the telephone
ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be able
to withdraw from the female."
"Oh" Said the spinster. "Do you think that will work?"
"Well" The vet replied "IT JUST WORKED ON ME".
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An elderly spinster who was a dog lover, agreed to look after her
neighbors dog while the neighbors went on their holiday.
The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a female "in heat"
and the neighbors dog was a male.
Nevertheless she had a large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.
As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep the spinster was suddenly
awakened by awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs. She
rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together and mating.
The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage.
Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what
to do next.
Though it was late, she reluctantly phoned the vet, and after a few
rings a rather grumpy voice answered the phone.
The spinster explained the problem, and the vet said. "I want you to
take the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them.
I will then phone your number back and the noise of the telephone
ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be able
to withdraw from the female."
"Oh" Said the spinster. "Do you think that will work?"
"Well" The vet replied "IT JUST WORKED ON ME".
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