Longun
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An old boy comes in after his golf game to the bar an asks for a drink, The bartender says "You got Laryngitis?" No, I was out on the Number 3 fareway and I hit my ball into the rough and while I was out there a pretty young gal did the same thing. Well, while we was both looking for our balls I come across a Mule a grazing out there and lo and behold heres a golf ball stuck in his butt. I looked and it was a Titus Number 9, I don't use Titus No. 9's so I lifted up his tail and hollared at the gal and as she glanced I said "Does this look like yours?" Thats when she came over and hit me with her 9 iron.
