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The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills
divorce.
After 5 years of marriage, he pays her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5
year relationship (and being married men, we all
know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him
$26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and
court costs.
Eliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an
hour. Crazy, right?
But...
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he
would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no
begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open
menu, ability to put BOTH legs aro und you, no
bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of
all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the
next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the
cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?
divorce.
After 5 years of marriage, he pays her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5
year relationship (and being married men, we all
know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him
$26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and
court costs.
Eliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an
hour. Crazy, right?
But...
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he
would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no
begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open
menu, ability to put BOTH legs aro und you, no
bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of
all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the
next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the
cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?
