Work with the guy? At the rate he's going soon I will be working FOR him. This guy's a little older than your example but I think he taught all the rest. He has done everything there is to do. He skis, he sky dives, he hunts, he races cars, he races motorcycles, he guarded nuclear weapons in the air force, he is a software tester for all the name brand companies (they come to him, give him secret codes to their software so he can test it without buying any of it), he has a friend who's in the FBI that can get him anything ("I mean anything, if you know what I mean"), he designed and built all 20 of the computers he has in his garage, he can weld anything, build anything, he knows everyone who is anyone, his son is running the Navy, his daughter is a beauty queen, he has supervised hundreds of people at all his past jobs (all of which were far better companies than ours and he could go back to in a heartbeat). Off course women just flock to him (in his dreams), he even has a knock out, drop dead gorgeous dental hygenist who rubs herself on him as he gets his teeth cleaned (and it takes five or six shots of novacaine to even start to numb him up). He can drink a fifth of tequila without even catching a buzz. Oh and he used to hang out with Hugh Heffner at the Playboy mansion. I am pretty confident that none of your guys could hold a candle to this guy. He can out-lie anyone. Some of you may know him so I won't go into too much detail. Suffice it to say, "Dan IS the Man!".
