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LAST EDITED ON Mar-18-12
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>>I'm afraid I would be unable
>>to run at all with
>>that diet. That is
>>a lot of carbs.
>
>
>Well it ain't so much about
>outrunnin them Squatch or them
>X-peoples or them elks or
>them turtles. All you got
>to worry about is running
>faster than your cameraman!
>
>Reminds me of the time when
>I was out with ol'
>E.E. Lgrass hunting terrapins down
>in them Everglades. Ol' E.E.
>was puttin a stock on
>big ol' bull terp when
>all of a sudden the
>wind turned and the air
>got realy skunky smelling. Well
>this busted that bull terp
>and he was gone into
>the deep water but E.E.
>was still there in the
>sawrgrass and all of a
>sudden we see some rustling
>in the grass and hear
>this big loud scream and
>some thumping on the ground.
>Well that was it for
>me so I hotfooted it
>outta there like a greased
>pig outta the madwoman's kitchen!
>Ran fast. Fast enough. Faster
>than EE. That was all
>I needed. I got as
>far as the edge of
>the cypress grove when I
>heard EE a screaming behind
>me. At first it was
>horrible, then the screaming turned
>to more pleasureable sounds and
>I thought I heard EE
>saying something about "You naughty,
>naughty ape" and laughing. Not
>quite sure, I was a
>heaving purdy hard and my
>guy was aching somehing fierce.
>That was 37 yards of
>pure terror for sure.
>
>Well when EE and I made
>it back to the Swampbuggy
>EE was already there. I
>asked if he was OK
>- and he said -
>"NO - not OK -
>not at all..." and then
>didn't say another word. Still
>hasn't said much about it
>to this day.
>
>Anway, the upshot of the deal
>is that my diet allowed
>me to escape the Skunkape
>of the Everglades. If I
>hadn't been takin keer of
>my self then I mighta
>had bad things happen to
>me. Bad things....
SMH - just SMH - ohhhhhh Eel - this is not a story you have ever told us - for good reason too it appears.
HOOK 'EM!
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