D13er

1911 · Feb 24, 2012

I have a password that you might want to purchase. The boat fee should do it.

cjboz · Feb 24, 2012

1911 Dont feel weird when he asks if "I like penis" is the password for the boat.

Plicks be safe!

eelgrass · Feb 25, 2012

1911, how much is the boat fee?

A bunch of us might chip in and pay you to NOT give D13er the password!

Eel

D13er · Feb 25, 2012

LAST EDITED ON Feb-25-12 AT 03:27PM (MST) by 1911 (moderator)[p]d13er died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Bess and RedDog.

The three men had always done everything together.

Bess arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,

Bess said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Bess, 'Nope, ain't d13er..'

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Dog in to confirm the identity of the body.

Dog looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up

Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Dog said, 'No, it ain't d13er..'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Bess said, 'Well, d13er had two assholes...'

'What?He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

'There's d13er with them two assholes.'

JB

huntindad4 · Feb 25, 2012

LMFAO!

Bill

Kill the buck that makes YOU happy!

nickman · Feb 25, 2012

There are a bunch of you guys that could benefit from long term counseling.......LOL!

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