Cupsy's Italian grandfather

[1911]

An Italian Confession

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy ,

went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open

the panel in the confessional, the man said:

"Father.. During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our

neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her

from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have

no need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father.. She started to repay me with sexual favors.

This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."

The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did,

you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those

circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh.

However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more

question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?''

 

[B_BOP_A_LU_LU]

That's CUPSY Himself!

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

 

[BuckSnort]

LMAO

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