Critical Thinking

[wyowill]

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay for a beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!) Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 ? correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?




Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari?

 

[eelgrass]

Exactly!!!!!!!

Eel

 

[BuckSnort]

LOL

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[Gator]

Good one.

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[mywifeishotterthentiffany]

FUNNY!!

"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time