DeerMadness
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Cowboys Superbowl next year?
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crazeymaez
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Oh no you didn't start another one.I hope your ready for a beat down
nontypical
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Now that's some funny a$$ s**t right there.
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(Hope you realize this is all in FUN!):
A farmer, and an avowed Dallas Cowboy fan, had always hoped he would see his favorite team once again in the Superbowl,but alas it was not to be, as the farmer suddenly and unexpectedly passed on. Unfortunately for the farmer, he had done some very unscrupulous things, and found himself in Satan's waiting room filled with many others. While most seemed to have the countenance of anxiety, fear, and trepidation of what was to pass, there sat the farmer with a big smile on his face, the temperatures not being too much like planting or farming on a hot July day. Ol' Scratch couldn't stand this, so he thought he'd turn up the heat a bit. The farmer started to sweat a bit, and showed signs of a little discomfort, while the others began to show signs of heat sickness. There sat the farmer, still smiling through it all. The devil continued to crank up the heat, throwing in extreme humidity as well. Most started to faint and show signs of extreme distress, but not the farmer, still sitting there with a smile, and hardly breaking a sweat...stressing ol' Scratch even more. The devil paused a moment, and thought, "I'll fix him!" Whereby, he cranked the thermostat in a complete reversal, throwing the place into an immediate and bone-chilling deep freeze. Most were completely iced over and frozen stiff, but not this farmer and Dallas Cowboys fan! He immediately realized what must have happened, for he jumped up, danced around, and shouted for joy, "Yes, yes! The Cowboys have done it once again!"
A farmer, and an avowed Dallas Cowboy fan, had always hoped he would see his favorite team once again in the Superbowl,but alas it was not to be, as the farmer suddenly and unexpectedly passed on. Unfortunately for the farmer, he had done some very unscrupulous things, and found himself in Satan's waiting room filled with many others. While most seemed to have the countenance of anxiety, fear, and trepidation of what was to pass, there sat the farmer with a big smile on his face, the temperatures not being too much like planting or farming on a hot July day. Ol' Scratch couldn't stand this, so he thought he'd turn up the heat a bit. The farmer started to sweat a bit, and showed signs of a little discomfort, while the others began to show signs of heat sickness. There sat the farmer, still smiling through it all. The devil continued to crank up the heat, throwing in extreme humidity as well. Most started to faint and show signs of extreme distress, but not the farmer, still sitting there with a smile, and hardly breaking a sweat...stressing ol' Scratch even more. The devil paused a moment, and thought, "I'll fix him!" Whereby, he cranked the thermostat in a complete reversal, throwing the place into an immediate and bone-chilling deep freeze. Most were completely iced over and frozen stiff, but not this farmer and Dallas Cowboys fan! He immediately realized what must have happened, for he jumped up, danced around, and shouted for joy, "Yes, yes! The Cowboys have done it once again!"
