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I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 86).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
My Dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: ?What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life??
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ????
?Got stoned once and went to bed with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
TONY MANDILE
How To Hunt Coues Deer
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 86).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
My Dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: ?What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life??
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ????
?Got stoned once and went to bed with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
TONY MANDILE
How To Hunt Coues Deer
