Confucius say:

[tageater]

...Man who make love in field, get piece on earth.

...Some women like old shoe, everything worn out but tongue.

...man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

...crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

...he who eats crackers in bed, wake up feeling crummy

...panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

...man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time


I wanna here some from ya'll,

Tag

 

[elkantler75]

man who walk through airport door sideways going to bangcock.

 

[1911]

He who go to bed with itchy bum...wake up with stinky finger..

 

[outlawlineman]

...he who goes to bed with sex on mind wakes with solution in hand.


Kindness is the language the blind can see and the deaf can hear. - Mark Twain

 

[d13r]

Confucius say, Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Confucius say, Virgin like balloon ? one prick, all gone.

Confucius say, Baseball got it all wrong ? man with four balls cannot walk.

JB

 

[SirRocco]

Confucius say: man who runs behind car gets exhausted, man who runs in front of car gets tired.

 

[Feleno]

Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in own pew

Da best
Confusius say: Squirrel crack nuts on rock but man rock nuts in crack

 

[CAforkedhorn]

Man who stand on toilet get high on pot

 

[CAforkedhorn]

Foolish man give wife grand piano, Wise man give wife upright organ

 

[CAforkedhorn]

Confucious say: It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

 

[huntFX4]

....naked lady who fly upside down have hairy crack up.

 

[myj]

Confucious say: Witches that fly upside-down have hairy crack-ups.

 

[ClorideRUS]

Man who argues with wife in morning has no piece at night.

He who fishes in other mans well often catches crab.

Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.

Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission
grow up to be shiftless bastard.


He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind.


Confucious say:
man who screws near graveyard is f?n near dead.
man who lay girl on hill, not on level.

boy who play with himself pulls boner.
woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

RUS

 

[RACKMASTER]

CONFUCIUS SAY ...FOR EVERY GREAT LOOKING WOMAN IN THAT SINGLES BAR THERE IS SOME GUY HOME THAT WAS TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER CHIT!!

CONFUCIUS SAY ...THERE SUCH A THING AS TO MUCH BOOZE!

CONFUSIUS....SURE! WHY NOT! GO AHEAD! THE BABY ONLY NEEDS ONE NIPPLE!

RM

 

[Model_70_Guy]

Confucious say:

Man with one chopstick go hungry..

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

 

[standman]

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

 

[canyoncrosser]

Man who put rooster in freezer wake up with stiff #####

 

[Feleno]

Women who throws cat in pool get ___ _____

 

[B_F_E]

F'er .... Puss wet ?

 

[B_F_E]

TTK with hole in pocket, love kitty long time.

MM mod wit itchy finger, scratch nuts.

Lady wit red hair, turned over by Rack !

MM'er wit many posts or know many Confucius sayings,
full of BS.

 

[NVBighorn]

Man who throw bobcat in pool get same thing only less tail.

 

[Feleno]

BF'er.... or vice versa.
Some funny ones fellas