Confess your sins.

1911

1911

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Let's start the sabbath of with a nice Sunday confessional. Me, I am pure as the wind driven snow. So I'll start by saying that Overton parked in a handicapped stall once. He seemed to think his mental deficiencies qualified him with or without a placard. Some big islander gave him the what for and he promptly moved his truck. True story.
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...oh, I do have a liberal friend who voted for Obama. I lie and tell everyone he is a tranny as a diversion. True story.
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>Your buddy must be still sleeping
>LMAO

I just sent him a wake up text. He always appreciates that at zero dark thirty.


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I farted recently and blamed the cat. Then the dog. Then the kids. Then with just the kids around I blamed their mother.

"From my cold dead hands."

"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway."
 
LAST EDITED ON Feb-10-13 AT 09:51AM (MST)[p]All of my sins and secrets are going to my grave with me..........well most of them anyway :9

Ok ok....i once shot a hen pheasant because i was so mad i couldn't find any roosters.....




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>LAST EDITED ON Feb-10-13
>AT 09:51?AM (MST)
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>All of my sins and secrets
>are going to my grave
>with me..........well most of them
>anyway :9
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>Ok ok....i once shot a hen
>pheasant because i was so
>mad i couldn't find any
> roosters


Poacher! No different than if you poached a trophy bull! I hear the MM ethics police warming up the squad car.


I removed the tag from my mattress and they will never take me alive!
 
>LAST EDITED ON Feb-10-13
>AT 09:51?AM (MST)
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>All of my sins and secrets
>are going to my grave
>with me..........well most of them
>anyway :9
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>Ok ok....i once shot a hen
>pheasant because i was so
>mad i couldn't find any
>roosters.....
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What about the Doe PUNK?:D

RAZZIN Ya!:D



"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!
 
Im perfect...


Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!
 
LAST EDITED ON Feb-10-13 AT 12:05PM (MST)[p]Is having sexual relations with a man and a sheep a sin? If so, Rug and Z are in trouble.

And 45 for dressing up in the sheep costume and sticking his head in the fence.
 
I better not, I've done some pretty horrible things in this life. Some of them I can still be prosecuted for.
 
Once my brother was stealing my jerky out of my lunch so I took doggy snacks and put them in the jerky package. I forgot to see if he eat any of them untill I was home later that night when my mom said "that jerky in your lunch box tastes a bit stale". I went in the kitchen to thro it away and there sat my dad, he said "ya it ain't to good"......
 
One time at the boat ramp while two old geezers were launching their boat I snuck over and locked them out of their new truck..It blocked the ramp for hours and had a whole line of pissed off people wanting to use the ramp... God I hope Eelgrass doesn't see this...


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I once let my dog lick my cereal bowl clean and then put it in the dish strainer. I knew my sister would use it because it was the only "clean" bowl in the house.
 
All right. You guys are fessin' up and so I guess I will.

I once tore off a "Do Not Remove This Tag" from a Cabela's sleeping bag!

"I could agree with you, but then we would both be
wrong......and stupid"
 
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max?s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog?When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out?But the worst thing I ever done ? I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa ? and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.?



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1911, this is all on you!!

I took your advice and went to confession last Saturday for the firsat time in over 20 years. This morning the Pope announced his resignation........ Just sayin...... Terry
 
OK THIS IS PRETTY BAD......BUT FUNNY !! WE ALL WENT TO A PORN FLICK IN COLLEGE DAYS. WE SAT UP IN THE BALCONY......WHEN THE JOHNNY WAD HOLMES ACTOR TYPE DID HIS THING.......MY BUDDYS SHOT JERGENS LOTION ALL OVER THE INNOCENT MOVIE GOERS BELOW. SOME OF THE DAMMEST SOUNDS/CUSSING/& SCUFFLING YOU EVER HEARD WENT ON. GOOD FUN BACK IN THOSE DAYS.....................YD.
 
JEEPERS YD!! Mine is just a quote from a movie!

That is hilarious though - nasty - but hilarious.


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LAST EDITED ON Feb-11-13 AT 01:07PM (MST)[p]I gave a lap dance to a girl this weekend, and she liked it !!!

Oh hell who am I kidding, we couldn't keep a straight face.


I keep library books that I cant find anywhere and say they are lost.


and sometimes I break the law so I can be frisked :)

I better stop there I could get my self in trouble!!!

MY YEAR OF TRYING NEW THINGS MIGHT LAND ME IN JAIL!!! TRUE STORY
 
So - are you saying this is your new theme song, Red?




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>So - are you saying this
>is your new theme song,
>Red?
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>Since I am frequently asked about
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>and others, I have created
>a profile that explains my
>beliefs. If you are interested
>in finding out more about
>my faith, please visit the
>link below:
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>http://mormon.org/me/6RNQ/


OH HELL NO !!!

I was as far out of my comfort zone as I wanna be!!!
and no eye contact was made so its like it never happened
;-)
 
Once during a big upslope snowstorm in Fort Collins I was walking down the middle of College Avenue and a local cop got on his loudspeaker to tell me to get out of the road. I made a snowball and hit his windshield, he tried to turn around to chase me in the squad car and got stuck in the median where I pelted him with more snowballs.

Fort Collins cops used to have a decal with geese on the door, we called them the "Honker Squad".
 
LAST EDITED ON Feb-11-13 AT 05:34PM (MST)[p]In the late 90's I convinced my buddy from Indiana to go archery elk hunting with me in northern New Mexico. I did not know what the hell I was doing back then and lead us into a deserty dry low elevation spot with no elk. After a few days of zero success I was bored one dead silent night and threw an empty 8 oz. aluminum can of butane/propane in our campfire while my buddy was half asleep.......just to see what would happen. This was incredibly stupid and dangerous and I could have burned the tinder-dry forest down. Upon the can's ignition my mild mannered christian buddy bout went into cardiac arrest. Seemed like minutes before the can clinked on it's return to earth. My buddy was so pisssed he about tore me a new one. It was the only time to this day I've ever seen him angry. He scolded me relentlessly for 5 minutes. Then all went silent.............and he started laughing and could not stop, at the thought of the truly impressive ember filled mushroom cloud. One hell of a sight I will not soon forget.

Guilty of gross negligence and stupidity. No animals or trees were injured in the production of this sin.

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When my dad and I used to go hunting (he's been dead 25 years) he would often stop and rest against the front bumper of his old scout (extended with a winch) to take a poop. One time, he stopped on a slight upslope and got out to do his business. I waited a little while and kicked the tranny into neutral, the scout jumped backwards, and he fell backwards. Bad move on my part. Had to lock the doors for a few minutes to make sure I wasn't gonna get killed.
 
Jim, I'd have shot you right through the window!!! Gawd, that is a good story. I'd like to know something. Was it an accident, or did you take it out of gear on purpose? pc
 
I have a thing for this sweet hot REDHEAD women. It's like a drug just can't give it up.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
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>I have a thing for this
>sweet hot REDHEAD women. It's
>like a drug just can't
>give it up.
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>"I have found if you go
>the extra mile it's Never
>crowded".
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>>the MM green signature club.[fon


Gator that isn't a sin that's just good taste ;-)
 
>Gator that isn't a sin that's
>just good taste ;-)


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Starkist don't want redheads with good taste, they want redheads that taste good...
 
While on a back country hunt, I got off my wheeler and flung an arrow at a buck at 117 yards.

M'Balz Es Hari
 
We were varmint/squirrel hunting on a big ranch. I was in my late teens and maybe, just maybe a knothead. Jerked out of gear just to see what would happen. Bad idea! It's a darned good thing he didn't have his gun, or he might have shot me. Wasn't a direct hit in the pile, just some collateral damage.
 
When I was in college I had a Mammology class. We had to collect mammal skulls as a project. The professor asked us to bring in extras to share if we got any. I brought in a half gunny sack of ground squirrels and plopped it on his desk. He got mad and made me take them away for some reason. So I got mad and dumped most of them in the book return at the school library.

I got an "F" in that class, but I think it was because of the endangered bat I shot and included in my collection. I thought I should get extra credit.

Eel
 
Oh Manny...


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