Code names for sex

Feleno · Feb 25, 2008

If any of you have kids you know why this is sometimes necessary. When the urge arises me and the Mrs. call it...
Oiling the trombone
Toad in the hole
Pickle dance

Any others? Keep it clean so this doesn't get nuked

d13r · Feb 25, 2008

"feleno-thirty"

JB

NVBighorn · Feb 25, 2008

man-crush

RACKMASTER · Feb 25, 2008

gawd...I have so many!!!
1: high centered on a furry spot
2: bumping uglys
3: tipping the coin purse
4: boom boom
5: the deed
6: making baby batter
7; ect! ect!
rm

muzz · Feb 25, 2008

Nookie
yum yum
nook nook

B_F_E · Feb 25, 2008

Tony Danza

AndymanSavage · Feb 25, 2008

No pants dance

Andy

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Feleno · Feb 25, 2008

NVbighorney
Based on the size of my wife I'd say your description is very accurate

NVBighorn · Feb 25, 2008

Now you said that, not me.

overton · Feb 25, 2008

You'll be disappointed if you want "toad in the hole" in England unless you like your wieners in a basket with chips.

Ransom

ismith · Feb 25, 2008

"NVbighorney
Based on the size of my wife I'd say your description is very accurate"
LMFAO! I hope your wife doesnt see that or you might just have to ask about the code name for celebacy!
ismith

Shummy · Feb 25, 2008

Folding laundry, as in, boys were goin' to fold laundry!

timberline_shedfreak24 · Feb 25, 2008

I call it the ....."Oh ya"

Timberline

http://www.timberlineoutfittersnevada.com/

jp7mag · Feb 25, 2008

Tell the kids you just threw 20 dimes out in the
grass and if they find all of them they can keep
them.Don't tell them you put 2 in your pocket.

powderburn · Feb 25, 2008

bump'n uglies

muleyman · Feb 25, 2008

My wife's name is Elizabeth...she says honey "where's ED" Elizabeths.....D!$K

lol

muleyman

NVBighorn · Feb 25, 2008

My kids might be a little older than most of yours. Sometimes you just want 'em to go home to their own houses and let you alone. That's when it works to just look over at the wife and ask her if she wants to do the "wild monkey dance tonight?". That's usually followed by a bunch of "Oh gross" comments and gagging and a mass exodus for the door. Works pretty good.

studpile · Feb 26, 2008

Horizontal Bop

Gettin' Frisky...as the wife would say.

BigFly · Feb 26, 2008

1.Layin the pipe
2.Smackin hams
3.Whippin up a batch of throat yogurt
4.Knockin boots
5.Takin the bone downtown

BigFly

ktc · Feb 26, 2008

Throat yogurt? My gawd that is worse than a man crush! Yuck!

timberline_shedfreak24 · Feb 26, 2008

LMAO

Timberline

http://www.timberlineoutfittersnevada.com/

isayNUNYA · Feb 26, 2008

KTC's code for sex is "rub one out"

HA!!

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ktc · Feb 26, 2008

Or in NUNYA's case, "Rover, get your ass over here now!"

KentHunter · Feb 26, 2008

"Take the skin boat to tuna town"

isayNUNYA · Feb 26, 2008

BAAAA

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B_F_E · Feb 27, 2008

Q. What is a Yankee ?
A. Same as a quickie, but it can be done alone.

timberline_shedfreak24 · Feb 27, 2008

...WOW....LMAO

Timberline

http://www.timberlineoutfittersnevada.com/

IAhunter · Feb 27, 2008

Makin Spagetti, as in draining the noodle.

B_F_E · Feb 27, 2008

when I don't wanna ask I jus put on my hoop skirt & she figures it out.

B_F_E · Feb 27, 2008

Here's what she does.

BuckSnort · Feb 27, 2008

BFE...Is she trying to open that door? Just wondering cause I dont see the door knob...

BreederBuck · Feb 27, 2008

Now thats funny right there, I thought she was adjusting the thermostat.

NVBighorn · Feb 27, 2008

Damm, you beat me to it.

WARBIRDUM · Feb 27, 2008

She is leaving a major snail trail~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ktc · Feb 28, 2008

Where do you guys come up with this stuff? Ha!

BFE,

Is that where the term "woody" came from?;-)

B_F_E · Feb 28, 2008

Could be KTC, could jus be advertising I'm not sure.

As per speculation bout the oriental girl, I did hear they've got more kegel muscles, but I didn't know they could open doors or adjust the heat

Shummy · Feb 28, 2008

Have you ever heard of the "Pitching Machine?"

drannan · Feb 28, 2008

"beat'n it up"

Addicted · Feb 28, 2008

LOL at the Tony Danza reference. I didn't think very many people knew about the old Tony Danza. Any questions go to www.urbandictionary.com and search Tony Danza

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting HOLY SH!T WHAT A RIDE!!!