Christmas Gift?

[rutnbuck]

First off Merry Christmas to all. Second I am really struggling on what to get my Three Sons for Christmas. Any Ideas? All three of them are 9. I was thinking .22s but #2's mom is a anti gun anti hunting wolf lover. #1 his mom says he is not ready. Now what? I know I can depend on you guys.

Rutnbuck

 

[overton]

Ask #3's mom what she thinks.

 

[1911]

So back up just a bit here. 3 boys with 2 moms all age 9? You were busy a little over 9 years ago. Back on topic..I'd buy #2 and his mom a nice wolf pelt.

 

[slickrock]

They're all 9?? With different mom's? I kneel before the king!

Slick

 

[3X4]

Me and my wife can't stop laughing. Am I confused or what. Thats some funny stuff.

 

[eelgrass]

3X9=27. Plenty old enough for a .22 Tell all 3 moms the same thing you told them 9 years ago, "bend over".

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

 

[D13er]

>3X9=27. Plenty old enough for a
>.22 Tell all 3 moms
>the same thing you told
>them 9 years ago, "bend
>over".
>
>Eel


LMMFAO....you're killing me eel..



great post/pic, thanks for sharing

JB

 

[Hardway]

LMAO Eel

"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

 

[BuckSnort]

Good stuff Eel.....LMAO

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[RACKMASTER]

sounds like High School days to me!(3 girls prego in 3 months a school record I might add!)..
tell her its the .22 or chain saws!

rackmaster

 

[PleaseDear]

Keep the .22's at your place and just let 'em shot them when they are on visitation with you.

Robb

 

[cjboz]

Hero indeed!!! They wont know the difference. When the boys come visit let them shoot it. When "MOMS" start calling and asking WTF you say it belongs to a different brother, they will never catch on I have a feeling you are a smooth talker. You can handle it!

 

[grizzlyplumber]

Now here is a man who earned his name indeed!

 

[Bates7]

EEL you are too danged funny. LMAO

"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."
-Ted Nugent-

 

[rutnbuck]

I don't know who here went and told #2 mom I had posted this. She came over and was fit to be tied. Holy Somkes she walks in a gave me that evil eye. I said What? She said Thumper don't What me You look like that cat that swallowed the Bird! She calls me Thumper! Why I don't know. Any way she grounded me from my son Now what?

Rutnbuck

 

[HomerJ]

LAST EDITED ON Dec-15-09 AT 10:04AM (MST)[p]Well it doesn't sound like the solution to just buy the .22's and keep them at your place for the boys to shoot while they are there will work because it appears that now the crap is hitting the proverbial fan and supervised visitations will soon be in order. Most of them social workers don't consider shooting sports to be ok for supervised visitations.

 

[NVBighorn]

>She calls me Thumper!
>Why I don't know.
>Any way she grounded me
>from my son Now what?
>
>
> Rutnbuck

I'd Thump(h)er.

 

[cjboz]

I guess you will have to down grade the Christmas order to BB guns now?

 

[bosoxfan]

LAST EDITED ON Dec-15-09 AT 02:39PM (MST)[p]Which NBA team do you play for?


All of you should be more considerate. Because of this post I have to take time off of work and go change the pants I just pissed in.

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did He make them out of meat?"
~Ted Nugent

 

[fireball77]

LAST EDITED ON Dec-15-09 AT 02:46PM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Dec-15-09 AT 02:28?PM (MST)

I would go with a nice camo 22. Same one my 2 year old might get( for later of course)Im just sayin!!!

 

[cjboz]

RUT
I don't know who here went and told #2 mom I had posted this. She came over and was fit to be tied. Holy Somkes she walks in a gave me that evil eye. I said What? She said Thumper don't What me You look like that cat that swallowed the Bird! She calls me Thumper! Why I don't know. Any way she grounded me from my son Now what?

...So was she pissed when she found out about #1 and #3 on the internet? That must have been real awkward!! LMAO Rut! Stand strong you'll make it!!

 

[RIMROCK338]

I'd say ..WAY too much Coke-n-Rum....lol ....RIMROCK

 

[BreederBuck]

Hey Tiger,

Get them the 22's.

 

[rutnbuck]

HommerJ Just wanted to let ya know Mom #2 use to be a Social Worker that stopped by.

Rutnbuck

 

[Cannon]

Why not get them a brother? LOL
CANNON

 

[rutnbuck]

LAST EDITED ON Dec-18-09 AT 08:26PM (MST)[p]Why not get them a brother? LOL

No way I am having trouble with them and their Sisters
Their sisters are all 10 and don't know they are brothers. Ya ought to see them when they are together

Rutnbuck

 

[eelgrass]

Rutnbuck, at some point you should tell the brothers and sisters about each other. You know, before they take after you. Either that or move to Arkansas.

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

 

[mywifeishotterthentiffany]

Did anyone catch this on post 18?

http://www.monstermuleys.info/dcforum/DCForumID11/11377.html




"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time

 

[mulebuck]

Rut, I take it you never knew about the 'coat hanger' trick 9 or 10 years ago?

 

[mywifeishotterthentiffany]

Dude, what is the coat hanger trick? It better not be down right sick!!!





"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time

 

[mulebuck]

I won't elaborate too much but lets just say it stops the problem before it starts.