Chinese Sick Day

[Wiszard]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE-"I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!"
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> Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
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>The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
>When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon................ You got nice house."

 

[Hunting_Oregon]

HAHA that was a good one. i was not expecting the ending, not even a little bit.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid."
- John Wayne