CHECK THIS OUT? (((NEW GUN!)))

B_BOP_A_LU_LU · Jul 7, 2010

We got new technology boys & girls!
This ought to help the herds.

YES it's longrange!
YES it'll shoot in to next week!
YES it will shoot around corners!
YES it has night vision!
YES the spotlight works!
YES it's available in a 300 RUM!

I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!

NMPaul · Jul 7, 2010

What??? No furry dice?

wetmule · Jul 7, 2010

What no chute plane adapter?

deadibob · Jul 7, 2010

The best option on this gun is the hidden baby wipe dispenser in the buttstock. Made especially for candy azzes.

fldrw22 · Jul 7, 2010

And it cooks chicken without a grill .
The registration through DMV/ATF is a lil steep but it gets great gas mileage .And yer wife will love it because it vibrates like a Harley.
Coyotes are attracted to it and not only that but BOBCATTHEBADDASSBESSY comes with it ,FREE,for one week .You are responsible for feeding the cat.
It also shoots any ammo you have .
It cleans itself.
It will tune up yer car/truck if its A JAP model.While driving ,It gives other cars the middle finger .
It changes chitty diapers.Disposes of them TOO.
It will hold the lighter for YOUNG BUCK while he's hitting his BONG,"I dont care what anyone says ,it was a bong"
It will shoot a hole in the Whale WARS ship from whereever yer at .
It as well ,is a great alarm clock .
I love mine !!!