So.........Sage, tell us how you really feel.
Outdoor Life Mag. ranked Mountain Home, Arkansas #1 outdoor hunting and fishing city with over 4000 population. Pocatello, Idaho was in the top ten and Richfield, Utah ranked number 11. Course they didn't rate the citizens nor did you ask but Joey throw that one in cuz we are just so overwhelming when you get to meet us at the gas pump on Main and Center.
Sage-From all us hillbillies that get to live here in the "Un-Great state of utah", I hope you'll forgive us and at least drive through again hoss. Maybe you'll get to meet Roseanne Barr this time. She's one of ours and represents us better than just our average Gas and Jello Qwik Stop cashier. The smart ones, we send them out of state to send back lonesome doves. The polite ones we them lock up until they learn some manners and the attractive ones are try'en hard to make the cover of Feleno's Magazine.
Now I was thinking, if you didn't care for the folks the last time or two you was here you aught to come try our deer hunt again, now that's a joy right there, I"ll guaren-damn-tee-ya. I'll bet it's changed since you was hear last, hell, you wouldn't recognizes it.
And the pheasant hunting.....................wow, you got to give us one more go at that before you relegate us to hell. Yep, if you found us to be a slight bit, shall we say............snotty, you should slip in here for a pheasant hunt, now that's when we show our "kinder-gentler" side. We come out of the closet when that first week in November rolls around. You don't believe it? Let me prove it. Just fill "one tank" and coast into Cache Valley this fall on the first Saturday in Nov. buy you one of them upland game license at that there not so friendly Gas and Jello and just pick any old ditch bank west of town. There's a bunch of them, pick one. About 8:00 A.M. just go on ahead and start up through the willows. Man, you will meet folks and I mean right now, and talk, you will not believe the conversation your going to have. I'm just absolutely certain that your opinion of us is going to chance............ like coal changes to diamond, if you know what I mean.
Yeh, come on back, this time spend a day or two in Hildale, it's within 2 hours of the center of the universe and you'll find the folks there more outgoing and anxious to get to know ya ............... well............. anxious anyway. Course, if for some inexplicable reason, you find the Utahans at Hildale "turned their back on me and walked away" your just a city block from Colorado City, Arizona. In thirty seconds you can cross over and those folks right there is friendly, not like us utah pumpkin patchers, cuz they's from Arizona.
Well ........... we love you anyway and they's just not a dang thing you can do about that.
DC