CELL PHONE FOR 1911!!!

[bobcatbess]

LAST EDITED ON Jan-29-09 AT 05:40AM (MST)[p]Edited by the MM Police because Bessy was out of hand again.

HERES 1911 A CELL PHONE!!!

HERES A SIGN I SEEN 1911 INSTALLING THE OTHER DAY!!!

((( CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EDIT THE SIGN JUST A LITTLE,I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO BLACK THAT ONE WORD OUT JUST A LITTLE!!! )))



"I'M NOT COMPLAINING,I'M TELLING IT THE WAY IT IS,SOME OF YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,THATS O.K.,SOMETIMES THE TRUTH HURTS & YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT,OR YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE FACTS ARE,STAND UP & VOICE YOUR OWN OPINION,THIS IS STILL AMERICA THE LAST TIME I CHECKED"!!!

REMEMBER!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE bobcat!!!

 

[rugarm77]

1911, you have to leave it in the car.

 

[1911]

Wow that thing really throws off my inner compass. First of all, it's a gun so I know I should really like it. But then I see it is polymer and sense that I should not like it. But on the other hand it is a gun and you can't have too many. But then again, it is a gun that your wife can call and nag you with. But the tie breaker is they aren't so much a phone anymore as they are a digital device to store and view porn so it must be good. It's just an emotional roller coaster.

 

[one_dryboot]

It doesnt even have a color screen! are you going to look at stick porn!

 

[NVBighorn]

> But then again, it
>is a gun that your
>wife can call and nag
>you with.

Ha ha, that's funny 1911

 

[BuckSnort]

This phone comes with speed dial to the suicide hotline.....

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[eelgrass]

You also don't want to hold it up to your ear while driving in Kali. That might be a double violation.

 

[TheSwede]

I am pretty sure 1911 does not own anything made of polymer.


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