Catholic Parrots

BuckSnort

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Two Catholic parrots...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.


I have two female parrots,

But they only know how to say one thing.'
'What do they say?' the priest inquired.
They say, 'Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?'
That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,
then he thought for a moment.
'You know,' he said,
'I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying . .
That phrase . . In no time.'
Thank you,' the woman responded,
'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
And exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!'
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funny but.......................
why do we have to drag religion in to these kind of jokes?
last time I heard this it was mormons instead of catholics......


soon the love in his heart will be the rage in his fist

Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed

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Why not? I just can't figure out if I like it better with Catholics or Mormons!

Jazz
 
BS, did you hear about the four Catholics?

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone
calls him 'Father'."


The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your
Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle,
"Well....?"


She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

slim,
tall,
38D breasts,
24" waist
34"hips.


When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
 
Good one Eel...lol

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