Winner!
Don't know if I can top that one - but here are some attempts:
"Equipoise, muscle milk, HGH and a teaspoon of vanilla - the breakfast of champions!"
"Being spoon-fed by Sugar helps the steroids go down."
(In the Hans and Franz german accent) "Yes - my ahhrms are so big dat I can't lift the glass to my own face yah. What do you girlie men do - use a bendy straw yahh!"
UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)