Breaking News ... The unatural has been confirmed in nature. When interviewed, Bulwinkle said "It's hard to be a bisonsexual in todays woods. There are trail cameras everywhere. No privacy anymore, and thanks to Dr. Hornhunter posting this thread, I'm probably going to be cited with moosedemeanor for my statuatory rape." The moose and bison reside in California just outside of San Francisco. Join in tomorrow on Good Morning Wilderness for a live interview with the couple. They will annouce their plans to wed after staging a prop 8 protest.