I can't believe you guys! It's plain to see that he's on a snipe hunt!
As any grizzled snipe hunting veteran knows, webbed feet are necessary to smack unsuspecting snipe as they crowd in to what they believe is their shelter and mask any snipe alarm scent that could be made by wearing normal shoes or boots. The other guys were supposed to pick him up hours ago, where are they, and he's upset because he'll probably be the only one to not even get one let along get his limit.
Joey