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>Subject: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN???
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>On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a
>fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the
>Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
>While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in
>Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
>
>St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
>Let me go find out," and he leaves.
>
>The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the
>couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF
>they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal
>aspect of it all.
>
>"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together
>FOREVER?"
>
>After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
>bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven
>"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things
>don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
>
>St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
>
>"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
>"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a
>priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a
>LAWYER!
>
>Subject: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN???
>
>On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a
>fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the
>Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
>While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in
>Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
>
>St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
>Let me go find out," and he leaves.
>
>The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the
>couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF
>they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal
>aspect of it all.
>
>"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together
>FOREVER?"
>
>After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
>bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven
>"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things
>don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
>
>St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
>
>"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
>"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a
>priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a
>LAWYER!
>
