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Laughing My Worms Asses Off
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Laughing My Worms Asses Off
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>You should change your facebook status
>to "infested".
>
>"A well regulated militia, being necessary
>to the security of a
>free state, the right of
>the people to keep and
>bear arms shall not be
>infringed."
LMMFAO!!!
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>to "infested".
>
>"A well regulated militia, being necessary
>to the security of a
>free state, the right of
>the people to keep and
>bear arms shall not be
>infringed."
LMMFAO!!!
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The poster does not take any responsibility for any hurt or bad feelings. Reading threads poses inherent risks. The poster would like to remind readers to make sure they have a functional sense of humor before they visit any discussion board.
Bumbersticker on snort doing 50 in a 65.
Yeah, as a matter of fact this vehicle IS crawling....but I'm in front of you!!!
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Mother to 'lil snort...."Now look here young man, I know you did it so stop trying to worm out of it!"
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We know that "...the early bird gets the worms."
And if it is true that "...birds of a feather, flock together."
And "...a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
Since Snort got worms we can substitute him for a bird.
Therefore we can conclude that he was too early to get together for two in the bush!
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Another icefisherman was noticing snort's stringer of nice trout. He decided to get his binoculars to try to figure out what he was doing to catch them. After watching him closely, he had no clue as to what snort was doing. He would reach around and scratch for a bit...then bait his hook with something...cast...then haul in another fish. Baffeled he finally decided to just walk over and ask him what he was using. Snort replied "Worms.....want one to give 'em a try?" The icefisherman replied "...sure, but how do you keep them from freezing?"
Yeah, as a matter of fact this vehicle IS crawling....but I'm in front of you!!!
________________________________________________________________
Mother to 'lil snort...."Now look here young man, I know you did it so stop trying to worm out of it!"
________________________________________________________________
We know that "...the early bird gets the worms."
And if it is true that "...birds of a feather, flock together."
And "...a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
Since Snort got worms we can substitute him for a bird.
Therefore we can conclude that he was too early to get together for two in the bush!
________________________________________________________________
Another icefisherman was noticing snort's stringer of nice trout. He decided to get his binoculars to try to figure out what he was doing to catch them. After watching him closely, he had no clue as to what snort was doing. He would reach around and scratch for a bit...then bait his hook with something...cast...then haul in another fish. Baffeled he finally decided to just walk over and ask him what he was using. Snort replied "Worms.....want one to give 'em a try?" The icefisherman replied "...sure, but how do you keep them from freezing?"
nice!!LMAO guys...
Feleno, you got a gift man...lol
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Feleno, you got a gift man...lol
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