Bubba died in a fire, and his face was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
so they sent for his two best red-neck friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always hung-around and done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'His face is burned up pretty bad.....ya better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.
The mortician thought this was rather strange,
so he brought Gomer in to identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said,
His face is burned up pretty bad......ya better roll him over.''
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'Nope, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
And Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' exclaimed the shocked mortician.
'Yup, we never seen'em, but everybody used to say,
'There's Bubba with them two assholes.'
The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
so they sent for his two best red-neck friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always hung-around and done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'His face is burned up pretty bad.....ya better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.
The mortician thought this was rather strange,
so he brought Gomer in to identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said,
His face is burned up pretty bad......ya better roll him over.''
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'Nope, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
And Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' exclaimed the shocked mortician.
'Yup, we never seen'em, but everybody used to say,
'There's Bubba with them two assholes.'
good one !
