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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya." "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guiness brewery ..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Your husband Shamus is dead and gone, Brenda. I'm sorry." "How did it happen, Tim?" "Well, Brenda, he fell into a vat of Guiness and drowned." "Oh dear Jesus! You must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, no, Brenda ... no ... fact is, he got out three times to pee.
