bobcatbess RIP??

ClorideRUS · Sep 9, 2008

Either he's been banned for life or the porno virus finally melted his 'puter. For whatever reason, he's been eerily silent for several days.

In memory of the ole cat I think we should all share what should be written on his tombstone.

My contribution:

"HE NEVER WASHED HIS HANDS AFTER WORK"

RUS

tageater · Sep 9, 2008

LAST EDITED ON Sep-09-08 AT 08:53PM (MST)[p]"HE NEVER HAD TO.....HE DIDN'T WORK"

the proper term for what the good doctor does is called "fidlin".

Chef · Sep 9, 2008

What he calls work, we call illegal...except in Amsterdam, and certain parts of Thailand.

Antler1 · Sep 9, 2008

"HIS TUNNEL VISION WAS 20/20"

Must of used that last live. Sad deal I herd he was close to marketing his new OTC Hyman repair kit.

nochawk · Sep 9, 2008

See what happens when you get too close to 10K posts....

His puter must have melted

eelgrass · Sep 9, 2008

He is either doggin' the spider bull, or he "tuned up" his computer. As in .50 caliber tune up.

kilowatt · Sep 9, 2008

Not sure but he told me a week ago or so that he was taking his son to NM for a youth Lope hunt. Maybe that is where he is right now, don't know for sure.

Brian

slcbohntr · Sep 9, 2008

Yall know he is sittin at home watching what people are saying bout him. and calling us PISSCUTTERS
Good Luck and Great Memories

nickman · Sep 9, 2008

Doughtful there is any issue.....besides, you know what they say about cats and 9 lives.

I am fairly sure he has several performances left undone.

NMPaul · Sep 9, 2008

>Not sure but he told me
>a week ago or so
>that he was taking his
>son to NM for a
>youth Lope hunt. Maybe
>that is where he is
>right now, don't know for
>sure.
>
>Brian

Stopped at the border for not having his shots????

Feleno · Sep 9, 2008

"SUCCUMBED TO A HAIRBALL, FELL OFF THE ROOF AND STILL LANDED ON ALL FOURS. DEAD FOR THE 9TH AND FINAL TIME"

cjboz · Sep 10, 2008

I heard something like He met a guy coming down a wilderness trail on a 4-wheeler and that was the last straw. He pulled a "Ted Kazinsky", locked himself in a cabin and went to reloading 50. Cal shells and writing a 2000 page Reformation titled "BOBCAT, THE UDOW and the FORKED HORN"? IT is rumored He finally saw the Nomad, he feeds behind his cabin every evening, but sadly BOBBY does not care anymore. It is truly sad. WE NEED AN INTERVENTION

Frontier · Sep 10, 2008

I don't make many posts or read everything, but it is kind of weird not seeing the catman foot long posts!

Spencer · Sep 10, 2008

I'm just thankful to not have to look at that damn picture of a cat and machine gun any longer!

slamdunk · Sep 10, 2008

I'm almost positive he's hunting speed goats at the moment, but he'll be back soon to torment us some more. }>

UTodd · Sep 10, 2008

Here lies Bessy: Pioneer in the field of litter box plumbing and ATV "re-alignment". He lived his lives to the fullest.

fugitive · Sep 10, 2008

Last I heard he was on his way down to mexico with his new girlfriend!!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

NVBighorn · Sep 10, 2008

LAST EDITED ON Sep-10-08 AT 09:18PM (MST)[p]JUDAS FRICKEN PRIEST!!

WTF! WHY DON"T YOU GUYS GO FIND SOMETHING TO DO!

ARE YOU NEEDIN A LITTLE HIGH COUNTRY TUNEUP!

CANT YOU SEE I'M BUSY HERE!

JFP!

I'M OFFERIN A REWARD FOR THE GUY WHO DID THIS!

JFP!

AND I'M GONNA SMOKE HIM OUT WITH MY BIG DIESEL BURNER!

JFP!

I"M DRIVING 'ROUND LOOKING FOR THE BIG DOG WHO DID THIS TO ME! PEW! CAN'T GET THAT TASTE OUTTA MY MOUTH! JFP!!!!

JFP!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

JFP!

AND RIGHT NOW I'M BORROWING nvb's PUTER CUZ MINES BROKE!!!!!!!

JFP!!!

Cam@strawberry · Sep 10, 2008

That goes down as the funniest post ive ever seen!!
Im dyin haha cant even breathe im laughin so hard

Wildlife population control specialist

RACKMASTER · Sep 10, 2008

he's with canyonwell hunting lil'stinky's with the kid!
rm

UTodd · Sep 10, 2008

Holy balls NVBighorn, I laughed so hard I almost needed medical assistance while reading your post. That is funny!

wingit72 · Sep 10, 2008

>I'm just thankful to not have
>to look at that damn
>picture of a cat and
>machine gun any longer!

Heck Ya it's dang nice to log on to this forum and not hear some stupid comment from bobcat bess. But! nothing is worse then his singature pictures. when is he coming back ? And can we get him to change his pictures up alittle ?

nickman · Sep 10, 2008

If you think Bessie is gonna' change anything.....you ain't been followin' this site very long.

I am reluctant to post any negativity towards the "Ol'Cat".....he WILL be back with all of his claws and his upper case retoric!

Cam@strawberry · Sep 11, 2008

Ive met the 'Cat' don worry he is old soft, and cenile. Post whatever you want he wont even be able to read it! ;-)

Wildlife population control specialist

kilowatt · Sep 11, 2008

At least Bobcat can SPELL. LOL But all in capital letters.

Brian

REDDOG · Sep 11, 2008

he must be with d-cup ? or did d just get kicked off for good this time?

mtnmayhem · Sep 11, 2008

As someone relatively new I have a question. Apart from supposedly shooting ATV's in the backcountry with a large caliber rifle, yelling through the computer screen, and having some sort of affinity with cats...who exactly is this guy?

RACKMASTER · Sep 11, 2008

he's like Chuck Norris with a bad attitude!!
tell you guys he hunting with Canyonwell for lil' stinkys!
he said it like killing chickens..just run and catch one then ring it's neck!
rm

ClorideRUS · Sep 11, 2008

Refreshing isn't it to trash "STINKFINGER" without worry of reprisal!

POS won't even post pic's of the little stinkies when he gets back!

Kinda like Mosnar and his stupid IRA brown trout deal.

RUS

slcbohntr · Sep 11, 2008

That has got to be the best post of all time NVB. That was freakin awsome. Ilaughed so hard I woke up the kids.
Good Luck and Great Memories

canyonwell · Sep 11, 2008

I have Bess here, what do you want me to do with him now???

ForkWest · Sep 11, 2008

I heard on the radio this afternoon that there was a case of Hantavirus over in the basin. Maybe the old cat's been eat'n bad rats.

kilowatt · Sep 11, 2008

canyonwell,

Use him for bait for them stinky wild pigs you have out there.

Brian

NVBighorn · Sep 11, 2008

What? Last night I had just gone out to tuck the ol' cat in bed and came back and here was all this fuss about my post. He must have snuck in on my puter when I wasn't looking. ;-)

overton · Sep 13, 2008

Bobcat is actually in Ireland right now. I saw him last night behind Jameson's Pub in old town Dublin last night. He didn't look too good.

Ransom

B_F_E · Sep 15, 2008

Bessy will be just fine,
he has only lost two MM lives, so he's got a good 7 more successful attempts to agitate moderators.

Bess may be going back to his old sign-off were he would say,
"The only bobcat not on MM while gettin a new flea collar"
& needs time off developing more material.

BTW Bessy, I had a black cat that was trying to cross my path yesterday, so I speed up & ran it over before it could give me any bad luck. ..........Sorry, had to

The other reason I know he's fine is on his ninth life he's sure to give us a good'ol farewell speech

ktc · Sep 15, 2008

bobcat,

Come back. You are the only guy who gets called a wienie more than I do. Lately I have been catching chit around here. If you give a Farewell Speech, then I gotta do it too. I vowed to never say farewell to these cyber freaks!;-)

one_dryboot · Sep 15, 2008

KTC, just think if the cat leaves, You will be #1 on the wienie name callin. thats pretty good considerin theres 14,000 MM-ers

ktc · Sep 15, 2008

Problem is; bobcat likes it or does not care! I kind of like being liked!?!?

RACKMASTER · Sep 15, 2008

BOBCATBESS...........come back I am sorry about the neuter
job!!!... come back I'll staple them back on(good a new!!).
I'll throw in a stinky finger(dam antibiotics!)and a can of tuna and a pinch of skunk weed!
see ya soon!
rm