2lumpy
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LAST EDITED ON May-08-15 AT 10:55PM (MST)[p]BCat
Your always want'n ta share the profit of somebodies idea or another.
I'll split the billions with you on this one, 50/50, true to the concept.
But you got to pack your half o'the mail, to get yer half.
Se'en as you're pay'n attention to this gender conundrum, made evident by your admission to hav'en a Boy Crush, for alternative purposes, this will be right up your literary tunnel.
I been think'en....................I should'a married a guy,
I could'a had a bigger boat.
That's the "chorus" line for a country music hit for Brad Paisley or some other hill-billy string bender. All you got to do is add a couple more stanzas and the money starts pouring in. We'll even get royalties for explaining the benefits to all the guys, that put the new world order, in order.
Here some benefits that you can weave into the tune, to get ya started. Any other MM that offers other benefits, that you put to verse, gets a slice of the proceeds.
Two guys can afford a boat that's twice as big.
Two guys can each have a girl friend or two, and the other guy don't care, he's got a couple or three cuties of his own.
Your spouse never chews your butt out for bringing your buddies home, unannounced.
Your girl friend can sleep over, and your spouse likes it.
There's great tax benefits, if you file jointly, use the tax savings for 2 for 1 guided sheep hunt.
You can fart, and your spouse congratulates you.
Nobody ever asks, "do I look fat to you", and goes to see his mother, if ya tell him the frick'en truth.
If one wants to work off shore for a couple years, your partner is excited for you to be out of the house for a few days.
No reason to build more than a two bedroom, two bath/shower house.
Well, you get the idea, we'll start a revolution, justification for of the re-institution of marriage.
Remember, remember, remember:
You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before.
Rahm Emanuel
DC
Your always want'n ta share the profit of somebodies idea or another.
I'll split the billions with you on this one, 50/50, true to the concept.
But you got to pack your half o'the mail, to get yer half.
Se'en as you're pay'n attention to this gender conundrum, made evident by your admission to hav'en a Boy Crush, for alternative purposes, this will be right up your literary tunnel.
I been think'en....................I should'a married a guy,
I could'a had a bigger boat.
That's the "chorus" line for a country music hit for Brad Paisley or some other hill-billy string bender. All you got to do is add a couple more stanzas and the money starts pouring in. We'll even get royalties for explaining the benefits to all the guys, that put the new world order, in order.
Here some benefits that you can weave into the tune, to get ya started. Any other MM that offers other benefits, that you put to verse, gets a slice of the proceeds.
Two guys can afford a boat that's twice as big.
Two guys can each have a girl friend or two, and the other guy don't care, he's got a couple or three cuties of his own.
Your spouse never chews your butt out for bringing your buddies home, unannounced.
Your girl friend can sleep over, and your spouse likes it.
There's great tax benefits, if you file jointly, use the tax savings for 2 for 1 guided sheep hunt.
You can fart, and your spouse congratulates you.
Nobody ever asks, "do I look fat to you", and goes to see his mother, if ya tell him the frick'en truth.
If one wants to work off shore for a couple years, your partner is excited for you to be out of the house for a few days.
No reason to build more than a two bedroom, two bath/shower house.
Well, you get the idea, we'll start a revolution, justification for of the re-institution of marriage.
Remember, remember, remember:
You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before.
Rahm Emanuel
DC
