BMW in stiff trouble

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From the NY Daily News:

San Francisco resident Henry Wolf is suing BMW, claiming the company?s bike gave him an unexpected, unwanted and ongoing erection lasting more than two years. Wolf specifically blames an after-market ridge-like seat mounted on his 1993 Beemer bike for causing an acute case of priapism ? a persistent, lasting erection ? according to a complaint filed in San Francisco?s state court.

The 52-year-old Wolf says a four-hour ride in 2010 left him with the condition and that he ?is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.?

Wolf "has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride," says his attorney, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito in the lawsuit, filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday. "He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

Wolf is also suing manufacturer Corbin-Pacific, who made the seat, and both BMW and Corbin for negligently assembling the seat. He also blames both companies for causing him emotional distress and that he has been experiencing ?continuing problems? since the 2010 bike ride.

Priapism, according to WebMD.com, is caused by a variety of conditions, such as:

Sickle cell anemia

Certain medications

Trauma to the spinal cord or genital area

Black widow spider bites

Carbon monoxide poisoning

Illicit drug use, including marijuana and cocaine.

Wolf is suing in excess of $25,000 for general negligence and liability, and is also seeking reimbursement for lost wages, hospital and medical expenses and ?general damage.?






TONY MANDILE
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I have heard this before. They say that some motorcycles cause guy's to get long lasting boners because of the vibration from the bike. That explains all the ugly bike riders!!!

Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!
 
>From the NY Daily News:
>
>San Francisco resident Henry Wolf is
>suing BMW, claiming the company?s
>bike gave him an unexpected,
>unwanted and ongoing erection lasting
>more than two years. Wolf
>specifically blames an after-market ridge-like
>seat mounted on his 1993
>Beemer bike for causing an
>acute case of priapism ?
>a persistent, lasting erection ?
>according to a complaint filed
>in San Francisco?s state court.
>
>
>The 52-year-old Wolf says a four-hour
>ride in 2010 left him
>with the condition and that
>he ?is now unable to
>engage in sexual activity, which
>is causing him substantial emotional
>and mental anguish.?
>
>Wolf "has been experiencing continuing
>problems since his motorcycle ride,"
>says his attorney, Vernon Bradley
>of Sausalito in the lawsuit,
>filed in California Superior Court
>in San Francisco last Thursday.
>"He is now unable to
>engage in sexual activity, which
>is causing him substantial emotional
>and mental anguish."
>
>Wolf is also suing manufacturer Corbin-Pacific,
>who made the seat, and
>both BMW and Corbin for
>negligently assembling the seat. He
>also blames both companies for
>causing him emotional distress and
>that he has been experiencing
>?continuing problems? since the 2010
>bike ride.
>
>Priapism, according to WebMD.com, is caused
>by a variety of conditions,
>such as:
>
>Sickle cell anemia
>
>Certain medications
>
>Trauma to the spinal cord or
>genital area
>
>Black widow spider bites
>
>Carbon monoxide poisoning
>
>Illicit drug use, including marijuana and
>cocaine.
>
>Wolf is suing in excess of
>$25,000 for general negligence and
>liability, and is also seeking
>reimbursement for lost wages, hospital
>and medical expenses and ?general
>damage.?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>TONY MANDILE
>
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>How To Hunt Coues Deer


Man, that's great news for eel, kilo and all those other oldtimers who are having issues 'down there' and don't wanna be embarassed at the drug store counter. Just go buy yourself a Beemer; problem solved.
 
That's a real hard luck story. I bet he got a real rise out of the BMW execs when they heard about it. On a serious note it sounds like he really got stiffed...... Terry
 
LMAO Tony! Anyone who could stare at a picture of Hilary for ten minutes has either been tipping a few back for quite a while or is into the self torture thing. In either case it will stop more than the poor man?s BMW issue that's for sure. Iye yi yi?barf.

GBA
 
Does this mean I can sue, Kate Beckinsale, Scarlett Johannsen, Jennifer Aniston, Jenny McCarthy, Angelina Jolie, and the girl from my gym?
 
By his age, you think he would have learned to come to grips with the problem.

I would consider it a scheduling issue rather than a medical one.

"I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and
sh!t a better argument than that!"
 
Every time I got in the 5 ton Army dump and made it about 5 miles down the road. I was damn happy when the HMMWV finally made it into circulation.
It's good to own a DODGE!!
 

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