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A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a wealthy Chinese businessman and an Irishman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Irishman fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting fifteen bloody minutes.
The Indian doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf."
The Chinese business man called out "Move it, time is money."
The Catholic priest said "Here comes George, the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
"Hello, George" said the Catholic priest, "what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow,aren't they?"
George replied "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free, anytime they want."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic priest said 'That's so sad. I think will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The Indian doctor said 'Good idea. I"m giong to contact my opthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'
The Chinese businessman replied 'I think I'll donate $50.000.00 to the firefighter's society in honor of these brave souls.'
The Irishman said 'Why can't they just fookin play at night?'
The Irishman fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting fifteen bloody minutes.
The Indian doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf."
The Chinese business man called out "Move it, time is money."
The Catholic priest said "Here comes George, the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
"Hello, George" said the Catholic priest, "what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow,aren't they?"
George replied "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free, anytime they want."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic priest said 'That's so sad. I think will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The Indian doctor said 'Good idea. I"m giong to contact my opthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'
The Chinese businessman replied 'I think I'll donate $50.000.00 to the firefighter's society in honor of these brave souls.'
The Irishman said 'Why can't they just fookin play at night?'
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