eelgrass
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A guy comes to work Monday morning with a black eye. His co-worker asked what happened. "I got this black eye at church! I sat behind this heavy set woman and when we stood up to sing a song I noticed her dress was stuck in the crack of her butt, so I pulled it out. She turned around and hit me with her purse!"
"Well, no wonder, you Dork!" his co-worker said.
The next Monday the guy comes to work with another black eye! His co-worker asked what happened this time? "I got another black eye at church. I sat behind the same woman and when we stood up to sing a song her dress was stuck in the crack of her butt. This time her husband noticed it and pulled it out. Well I knew she didn't like that, so I put it back!"
"Well, no wonder, you Dork!" his co-worker said.
The next Monday the guy comes to work with another black eye! His co-worker asked what happened this time? "I got another black eye at church. I sat behind the same woman and when we stood up to sing a song her dress was stuck in the crack of her butt. This time her husband noticed it and pulled it out. Well I knew she didn't like that, so I put it back!"
