Bitter-sweet

[1911]

Just got word back from the MM laboratory. After years of R&D by our finest technical minds in conjunction with generous grants of monetary and labor resources, they have finally secured a U.S. patent and began production on the first of many to come inventions to help further the comforts of modern day mankind.

The bad news is, after nearly two weeks of production they have nearly two million units produced and sitting in warehouses but are unable to secure any purchase contracts. Team leader Overton was left scratching his head as of Monday evening when angry investors stormed the Lab headquarters demanding answers. We will keep you updated as new updates break.

 

[nickman]

Looks like a minor retrofit could turn it into a
"TURTLE FLIPPER"

".....but by God, I never said a word to a pig!"

 

[overton]

Seemed like a good idea at the time you plick.

 

[338RUM]

If someone were to retrofit that gizmo with some sort of plate on top of a spring or hydraulic powered ram, how many psi would it take to flip a true B&C turtle. They could be placed on well used turtle trails and tripped in the same method as a land mine. Certainly wouldn't want much pressure as that may just make them flip all the way over and land back on their feet, just want em up and on their backs...great idea nickman..

"We can have no "50-50" allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all".
Theodore Roosevelt

 

[cjboz]

Sweet!! Do you have any in Realtree Max-1?

 

[kilbuc]

Lets see....a spinning ram with a 6-8" movement range with various size attachments, must be a market for that somewhere. LOL.

from he "Heartland of Wyoming"