Best MM one liners.

[1911]

We've all seen it. Heck, I've even wandered into it once or twice. Some are better at it than others. Some find it. Others go looking for it. Sometimes it goes looking for them. Ya know, the soap opera type lover's quarrels that get this boards churning every blue moon...err harvest moon...er, well every day. What are some of the memorable classic one liners that may or may not have shut the other party down but just classic from the boards.

I think mine has to be, 'lighten up Francis.' I won't cite the author or it will just add fuel to his fire. But I do remember when he most eloquently laid it down with, Lighten up Francis.

 

[NVBighorn]

God, where to even begin?

Not exactly what you are looking for but this one made my day. I printed it out and have it proudly displayed on my desk in my office.

"NVB, F-You!"

 

[B_BOP_A_LU_LU]

So NVB?

Let me Guess?

Underneath "NVB,F-You!"

Did it read: "Love Joey?"



For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

 

[feddoc]

Wow, I thought I was the only one to receive his love and affection.


>God, where to even begin?
>
>Not exactly what you are looking
>for but this one made
>my day. I printed it
>out and have it proudly
>displayed on my desk in
>my office.
>
>"NVB, F-You!"


Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?

 

[completesportsman]

"I can bench press 150 lbs"
Author: BHWAR


"F-You Stanley"
Author: Manny

 

[Roy]

"I'm a cagefighter!" - Almost all the punks on the Shed Forum.

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[eelgrass]

"Manny, it's not a 40 incher, but it's closer than the last 40 incher you posted".

JB

 

[slickrock]

17" Bases.... "I'll post it when I have permission
'

Slick

"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

 

[slickrock]

"Well there was this one time at band camp"
Author unknown.

Slick


"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

 

[foundation]

" What happens at the secret club house , stays in the secret club house "

 

[rugarm77]

>" What happens at the secret
>club house , stays in
>the secret club house "
>
>


Ya had to go there did ya? Btw after I got done talking to Joe I went into your backyard and well the bbq is smelling good!!!! Lol

 

[foundation]

Sorry Rug , but you where mumbling that over an over in your sleep on that shed trip . It was kinda freakin me out like you where trying to convince yourself or that you have said it soo many times it was just second nature .

Good deal get the bbq sizzzlin and ewe start pluckin feathers .

 

[Idahoron]

this one was from huntfish714 about unit 41.

"my grandpa and his buddy shot 2 the beginning of last week. 1*246gross and the other 232 gross."

http://www.monstermuleys.info/dcforum/DCForumID37/1145.html

 

[huntindad4]

"I started taking Clenbuterol pills with my pizza and come"

One of the Campfire regulars put a quick end to a workout thread with that Gem. Then blamed his IPhone for the slip. Yeah right.

Bill

Look out Forkie, FTW is watching us!

 

[BUGLMN]

"It's a duck call"

 

[RACKMASTER]

BONG!

rackmaster

 

[B_BOP_A_LU_LU]

Idahoron!

I remember that!

He was only off a little on them Scores!

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

 

[NVBighorn]

The guy was talking about unit 41 so he added 41 to a couple of the measurements. Thats how it works isnt it?

 

[huntindad4]

What you guys don't add live weight to your score?

I think a lot of guys see the spot for outside spread on a score sheet and think it adds into the score.

Bill

Look out Forkie, FTW is watching us!

 

[BuckSnort]

>What you guys don't add live
>weight to your score?
>
>I think a lot of guys
>see the spot for outside
>spread on a score sheet
>and think it adds into
>the score.
>
>Bill
>
>Look out Forkie, FTW is watching
>us!


Yep, A very common mistake...

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[NVBighorn]

No one has mentioned the obvious...

"Thanks Manny"

 

[never_catch]

"LISTEN HERE JACKIE!!" -Bobcatbess

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~

 

[BuckSnort]

>No one has mentioned the obvious...
>
>
>"Thanks Manny"

Good Call NVB

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[AZStickman]

"Wow Deuce, it's a good thing it didn't drop you!"

 

[stanley]

'He was blowing on a duck call.....'

Taken from an explantion of one of the all time funniest pictures of a forkie killer ever posted! ;-)

S.

 

[utahbigbull]

+1 on the duck call. I still break out in tears when that picture resurfaces!!

 

[cjboz]

Any post here there is always some damn good one liners.

Bess' "Listen here Jackie" to Jack Rusell is a classic.

D-13ers "Nice post, thanks for posting"

and

This thread is useless without pics.

F-er Is damn good on quick wit comebacks and replies.

Whiz- I would hit it!

Many others that are always funny but really hard to pick because everyone on here is a smartass!!

Some of the best threads are when someone is leaving and their feelings are hurt. Those "goodbye" posts are always entertaining!!

 

[B_BOP_A_LU_LU]

My 53rd MM Resignation!(By manny!)

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

 

[PleaseDear]

BobbieUtah (18 posts)
Jan-04-10, 06:09 AM (MST)

26. "RE: Still Living at Home?"


no i am not a negro

me and my mom are cockasian and so was my real dad




Robb

 

[fugitive]

Just about anything from TIMBERHUNTER!!!


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

[greatwestern]

"Alright! Keep 'em cumming"

can't remember who wrote that little lovely

 

[HorseCreek]

Them hits are just starting!

I might be packing Meat this year!

As of right now it looks like other Hunters Meat!

Author: Bess

Traditional >>>------->

 

[Tikka]

>Them hits are just starting!
>
>I might be packing Meat this
>year!
>
>As of right now it looks
>like other Hunters Meat!
>
>Author: Bess
>
>Traditional >>>------->
+1

That one is soon to be a classic. I commented on that one this morning.

 

[ce61]

16 inch saddle for sale

 

[stanley]

" "I can bench press 150 lbs"
Author: BHWAR

"F-You Stanley"
Author: Manny "

I forgot that one completesportsman! Yes, it was classic, and made my day! ;-)

Also Buglmn, I have to give you the credit. Hadn't noticed that you had already mentioned the "duck call" before I posted it!

S.

 

[B_BOP_A_LU_LU]

Tikka & HorseCreek!

You Guys be Nice!}>}>}>

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

 

[shotgunjim]

" My wife and neighbor would freak if I brought an elk head home". ~ Zigger~.


No estas en mexico ahora, entonces escoja tu basura
chancho sucio.

 

[B_BOP_A_LU_LU]

"Dad had to go to the Tool Box"!

Where is Cass?

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

 

[tageater]

I can't remember the knuckleheads name but he/she was looking for grandpas trophy head that was stolen from the back of a truck when they stopped at the bar after the hunt.

It was 42" wide by 30" tall with most of its points having points of their own....but there wasn't a picture of it.

I wish I had a copy of that sketch!

 

[B_BOP_A_LU_LU]

Easy TAGMIESTER!

It was a She & I tried helping her find the Buck!

But without a Description it makes it tough!

The Gal has actually Took bucks people like me only Dream of!



For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

 

[tageater]

i Wasn't saying her cause wasn't worthy, but the sketch WAS funny. That's all Bess.

 

[B_BOP_A_LU_LU]

Just RAZZIN ya Tag!

Ya,I remember your Sketch,lol!

The Antlers were lacking in Mass!

You remember it?

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

 

[Tikka]

Listen here D_Cup "Bobcatbess"

 

[woodruffhunter]

Just read the "Live Eagle Cam" thread that was started by Zigga. Just read 'ol B_Bops responses. Its been a while since I have laughed like that..... Thinking about it gets me laughing.. Here was my favorite:
____________________________________________________________
B_Bop:

Just FYI Zigga!
We do have a few Ledges/Cliffs here in TARDville where you can look down on a few Nests!

They are Ugly Little Bastards & I don't care what State they are hatched in!
____________________________________________________________

I still can't keep laughing!!!