Best Joke of the Year...any year

[kilowatt]

> >> A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
masked
> >> robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.

> >> Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in
> >> because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy

> >> daughters and a healthy son.
> >>
> >> All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the
room in
> >> tears.
> >>
> >> 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet
> >> came out,' replied the daughter.
> >>
> >> The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16
years ago.
> >>
> >> About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
tears.
> >> 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.'
> >>
> >> Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what
happened 16
> >> years ago.
> >>
> >> A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay'
said the
> >> Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet
came
> >> out.'
> >>
> >> 'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the
dog.'

 

[basinyotehunter]

LMAO!!!

-Cody AKA BigBuck92

 

[FishlakeElkHunter]

Cody, are you laughing so hard because that was YOU?????

You were looking at JB and Racks pictures they post in the chatroom and you killed the dog didnt you!

 

[BuckSnort]

Horth Whithperer

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend
over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" That's
easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
female horse. "A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once
over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
" Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up
again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouf, can I thee her twat"?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him
out
and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I should rephrathe that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

 

[Longun]

good one Bucksnort---gotta remember that one for hunting camp HEHHE.

 

[nuts4bucks]

why women like hunters they like to go deep into the bush,they usually shoot twice,and they always eat what they shoot.

 

[AndymanSavage]

What's the difference between prostitute and an epileptic oyster shucker?



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