Bessy's Mayor...

[Roy]

Busted shoplifting! I guess he that not only is he bothered by late-summer allergens, he is also allergic to paying!

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/...ters-guilty-plea-in-shoplifting-incident.html

Man - just think the chaos he would have created if he got caught stealing the 2015 "Gals of Altamont Swimsuit Calendar"!!




HOOK 'EM!
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[eelgrass]

Maybe you ought to pay the Mayor a decent salary Bessy. Geez!

Eel

 

[John_The_Bastard]

The man certainly seems to be a decent fellow but must be having financial difficulties or else needed to hide his reason for needing the medication. There is something missing from the story that says a lot for the town. The mayors affiliation with a political party was omitted. It would be nice if all such stories were treated in the same way.Just in case you are wondering......I am a registered Republican and seldom vote differently.
J_T_B
p.s. give this story some color Bess!

 

[sageadvice]

Like lying, some people steal even though they don't have to.

A fart is two turds whispering to each other!!

Joey


"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"

 

[elkassassin]

Well!

I won't Thrash the Guy!

I Think Everybody in this World Screws up a time or two in their Life!

I'm not sayin what He done was Right cuzz it Damn sure Ain't!

Just sayin!

I don't know too many Perfect Angels in this World!

What really gets me is How many are out there breaking Laws 6-1/2 Days a Week but by GAWD they're in Church for 1/2 a day on Sunday putting on a Show!














[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!

 

[elkassassin]

LAST EDITED ON Aug-25-14 AT 07:35PM (MST)[p]OK Guys & Gals!

From now on here on MM!

When everything ain't just Perfect or things just Ain't going Right lets just say:

"""We Are Having a Weak Moment"""!

!!!






[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!

 

[DW]

>Well!
>
>I won't Thrash the Guy!
>
>I Think Everybody in this World
>Screws up a time or
>two in their Life!
>
>I'm not sayin what He done
>was Right cuzz it Damn
>sure Ain't!
>
>Just sayin!
>
>I don't know too many Perfect
>Angels in this World!
>
>What really gets me is How
>many are out there breaking
>Laws 6-1/2 Days a Week
>but by GAWD they're in
>Church for 1/2 a day
>on Sunday putting on a
>Show!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red
>Hot Barrel & My Dead
>Cold Hands I Shall go
>down Fighting for American Pride
>& Rights!
>I Know I'm Out Numbered by
>Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll
>Throw Their Hands in the
>air & I know I
>can't Lick the U.S. Military
>by Myself when they Turn
>on us but I'll make
>
>you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a
>Situation where I Hope to
>Hell All Americans become True
>Americans once again & Stand
>up for their Rights!


First thing I thought of yer mayor when I read the story...."but I went to my bishop and everything's ok now"...buuuullshit!

 

[elkun]

priceless!!!!!!!!

 

[elkassassin]

>priceless!!!!!!!!

Hey elkun?

Can You Imagine what might go down in Altamont if We had a 3 Legged Dog?












[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!

 

[elkun]

elkassassin, you have to have a mayor that can do more than shoplift to get a three legged dog franchise!!?

 

[elkassassin]

True elkun!

But over the Counter Drugs is a start!








[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!

 

[RELH]

Some people shoplift for just the thrill of it and to see if they can get away with it. It's a way for them to get their kicks.

RELH

 

[elkassassin]

>Some people shoplift for just the
>thrill of it and to
>see if they can get
>away with it. It's a
>way for them to get
>their kicks.
>
>
>
>
>
>RELH

Hey RELH!

Looks like there'd be a better/Non Embarrassing way to get your Picture in the Paper & on the Internet!

Some people Poach Game Animals!

Some people Poach Pills!

Some people Poach...................










[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!