Bessy the Cop??????
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elkassassin
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Well Eel!
Let's just say it was for a Limited Time!
Got My own Cop hat!
Uniform!
Brass Badge!
Lights up on top!(Removeable!)
A Siren wired through the Cassette Player to a PA Speaker under the Hood!
Worked well for a While!
Pulled Over & Scared many a people!
It went on for a while!
Then Late one Saturday Night we Spot a couple Guys that were Famous for Drinking & Driving!
Hit em with the Lights on Main Street in the Big City!
Got em pulled over & we could see them throwing Beer Cans in to the Back seat!
Me & My Friend was Laughing Our Asses Off!
The Friends We pulled over were Scared Shhittless!
About that time I've got Red Lights on me!
JUDAS!
F'N
PRIEST!
This Ain't Good!
Mr 1911 was PIZZED!
The 1911 Confiscated all My Cop Gear,Including My Badge!
He Said something about Impersonating an Officer,said the Code violation number(Which I don't Remember?)
Told me it was my last Chance!
Damn that was Fun while it lasted!
My Being a Cop Career came to an End Faster than it Started!
[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!
Let's just say it was for a Limited Time!
Got My own Cop hat!
Uniform!
Brass Badge!
Lights up on top!(Removeable!)
A Siren wired through the Cassette Player to a PA Speaker under the Hood!
Worked well for a While!
Pulled Over & Scared many a people!
It went on for a while!
Then Late one Saturday Night we Spot a couple Guys that were Famous for Drinking & Driving!
Hit em with the Lights on Main Street in the Big City!
Got em pulled over & we could see them throwing Beer Cans in to the Back seat!
Me & My Friend was Laughing Our Asses Off!
The Friends We pulled over were Scared Shhittless!
About that time I've got Red Lights on me!
JUDAS!
F'N
PRIEST!
This Ain't Good!
Mr 1911 was PIZZED!
The 1911 Confiscated all My Cop Gear,Including My Badge!
He Said something about Impersonating an Officer,said the Code violation number(Which I don't Remember?)
Told me it was my last Chance!
Damn that was Fun while it lasted!
My Being a Cop Career came to an End Faster than it Started!
[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!
foundation
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From cop to plumber, well I guess it makes sense since booth jobs involve dealing with turds.
Lets hear it, but just remember role playing as a cop at a Motel 6 doesn't really count.
Lets hear it, but just remember role playing as a cop at a Motel 6 doesn't really count.
eelgrass
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Dang! I bet you were a kick to hang out with back in the day.
Good clean fun is not allowed today.
I don't think we're ever getting it back.
I've been tempted to buy me a muscle car from the 1960's. But then I remembered, it wasn't just the cars, it was the people and the times that were fun.
You can bring back the cars, but the old days are gone forever.
Thanks for the story Bess!
Eel
Good clean fun is not allowed today.
I don't think we're ever getting it back.
I've been tempted to buy me a muscle car from the 1960's. But then I remembered, it wasn't just the cars, it was the people and the times that were fun.
You can bring back the cars, but the old days are gone forever.
Thanks for the story Bess!
Eel
elkassassin
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>Dang! I bet you were a
>kick to hang out with
>back in the day.
>
>Good clean fun is not allowed
>today.
>
>I don't think we're ever getting
>it back.
>
>I've been tempted to buy me
>a muscle car from the
>1960's. But then I remembered,
>it wasn't just the cars,
>it was the people and
>the times that were fun.
>
>
>You can bring back the cars,
>but the old days are
>gone forever.
>
>Thanks for the story Bess!
>
>Eel
True Eel!
I'd of been in Jail many a times if I/We had pulled these Stunts off in todays World!
Modern Day Kids just Ain't in to the same type of Fun We Had!
How Bout You Eel?
You got a Story you're Holding back from your younger day?
[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!
>kick to hang out with
>back in the day.
>
>Good clean fun is not allowed
>today.
>
>I don't think we're ever getting
>it back.
>
>I've been tempted to buy me
>a muscle car from the
>1960's. But then I remembered,
>it wasn't just the cars,
>it was the people and
>the times that were fun.
>
>
>You can bring back the cars,
>but the old days are
>gone forever.
>
>Thanks for the story Bess!
>
>Eel
True Eel!
I'd of been in Jail many a times if I/We had pulled these Stunts off in todays World!
Modern Day Kids just Ain't in to the same type of Fun We Had!
How Bout You Eel?
You got a Story you're Holding back from your younger day?
[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!
elkassassin
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You too Larro!
Hope all is Well!
[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!
Hope all is Well!
[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!
eelgrass
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I took a hair pin turn too fast one night and ended up in a walnut orchard after going through the farmers fence.
By the time the cop showed up I had already knocked on the farmers door and confessed. The farmer pulled me out and I promised him I'd be back the next day to fix his fence.
The cop was good with that and only told me to slow down. No ticket. No report.
I don't think that would happen now days.
Eel
By the time the cop showed up I had already knocked on the farmers door and confessed. The farmer pulled me out and I promised him I'd be back the next day to fix his fence.
The cop was good with that and only told me to slow down. No ticket. No report.
I don't think that would happen now days.
Eel
1911
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>I took a hair pin turn
>too fast one night and
>ended up in a walnut
>orchard after going through the
>farmers fence.
>
>By the time the cop showed
>up I had already knocked
>on the farmers door and
>confessed. The farmer pulled me
>out and I promised him
>I'd be back the next
>day to fix his fence.
>
>
>The cop was good with that
>and only told me to
>slow down. No ticket. No
>report.
>
>I don't think that would happen
>now days.
>
>Eel
It still does. Assuming you weren't plowed at the time. I have found that most cops are nothing short of the attitude of whoever they are dealing with at any given moment reflecting back. There are certain hard limits but I don't think the vast majority are hard a$$es. A few are no question and they are the ones remembered. Most though don't dish something out that was not well earned by the perp. The few bad apples are more despised from the insiders than they are from the outsiders.
>too fast one night and
>ended up in a walnut
>orchard after going through the
>farmers fence.
>
>By the time the cop showed
>up I had already knocked
>on the farmers door and
>confessed. The farmer pulled me
>out and I promised him
>I'd be back the next
>day to fix his fence.
>
>
>The cop was good with that
>and only told me to
>slow down. No ticket. No
>report.
>
>I don't think that would happen
>now days.
>
>Eel
It still does. Assuming you weren't plowed at the time. I have found that most cops are nothing short of the attitude of whoever they are dealing with at any given moment reflecting back. There are certain hard limits but I don't think the vast majority are hard a$$es. A few are no question and they are the ones remembered. Most though don't dish something out that was not well earned by the perp. The few bad apples are more despised from the insiders than they are from the outsiders.
1911
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>That's good to hear 1911. I've
>been out of the loop
>for a long time.
>
>Glad you came home safe this
>morning!
>
>Eel
Me too. Had to break up a "soup kitchen" near dry boobs place. That's where a bunch of club members violate each other in a stolen Prius with mustard, a poodle, and loud am talk radio. Dryboob got away.
>been out of the loop
>for a long time.
>
>Glad you came home safe this
>morning!
>
>Eel
Me too. Had to break up a "soup kitchen" near dry boobs place. That's where a bunch of club members violate each other in a stolen Prius with mustard, a poodle, and loud am talk radio. Dryboob got away.
feddoc
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>I took a hair pin turn
>too fast one night and
>ended up in a walnut
>orchard after going through the
>farmers fence.
>
>By the time the cop showed
>up I had already knocked
>on the farmers door and
>confessed. The farmer pulled me
>out and I promised him
>I'd be back the next
>day to fix his fence.
>
>
>The cop was good with that
>and only told me to
>slow down. No ticket. No
>report.
>
>I don't think that would happen
>now days.
>
>Eel
It's the 'zero defect' mentality. Seen it in the Navy too many times to count. The CO of my group had that same policy towards ANY alcohol related incident. So, I told my guys that I didn't want to hear if they were out drinking and had to come home since I had to report them. However, my wife may wish to help them out.
We had a kid in our unit..big, muscular lug from Oregon. He was one of my divers. Anyway, his mom was a recovering alcoholic and was staying with him while she got her act together. One night the kid came back from a night out on the town. Went to bed only to be woke up by the sound of his mom getting the shiit beat out of her by some guy. So, this kid gets up, takes care of business and calls the cops. The cops come, call an ambulance for the asssshole who was beating on his mom and all is good. Except that the asssshole called the kids boss (my replacement) and the kid got in trouble because the incident involved alcohol. And he wasn't drunk, per the police report.
>too fast one night and
>ended up in a walnut
>orchard after going through the
>farmers fence.
>
>By the time the cop showed
>up I had already knocked
>on the farmers door and
>confessed. The farmer pulled me
>out and I promised him
>I'd be back the next
>day to fix his fence.
>
>
>The cop was good with that
>and only told me to
>slow down. No ticket. No
>report.
>
>I don't think that would happen
>now days.
>
>Eel
It's the 'zero defect' mentality. Seen it in the Navy too many times to count. The CO of my group had that same policy towards ANY alcohol related incident. So, I told my guys that I didn't want to hear if they were out drinking and had to come home since I had to report them. However, my wife may wish to help them out.
We had a kid in our unit..big, muscular lug from Oregon. He was one of my divers. Anyway, his mom was a recovering alcoholic and was staying with him while she got her act together. One night the kid came back from a night out on the town. Went to bed only to be woke up by the sound of his mom getting the shiit beat out of her by some guy. So, this kid gets up, takes care of business and calls the cops. The cops come, call an ambulance for the asssshole who was beating on his mom and all is good. Except that the asssshole called the kids boss (my replacement) and the kid got in trouble because the incident involved alcohol. And he wasn't drunk, per the police report.
eelgrass
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I may have left out one small detail of my incident. Like the part about driving too fast because I was running from the cop who red lighted me. I'm sure it was the same cop who was nice to me that night because he asked "Was that you I was chasing earlier?" No sir, it wasn't me.
