>
>
> While walking through Golden Gate Park in
> San Francisco , a man came upon another man
> hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
> Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity,
> what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the
> music of the tree," the other man replied."You've
> gotta be kiddin' me.""No, would you like to give it
> a try?" Understandably curious, the man says,
> "Well, OK..."So he wrapped his arms around the tree
> and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the
> other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took
> his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him
> naked and left.Two hours later another nature lover
> strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree
> stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to
> you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story
> about how he got there. When he finished telling his
> story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy,
> walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind
> the ear and said:"This just ain't gonna be
> your day, cupcake..."
>
> While walking through Golden Gate Park in
> San Francisco , a man came upon another man
> hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
> Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity,
> what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the
> music of the tree," the other man replied."You've
> gotta be kiddin' me.""No, would you like to give it
> a try?" Understandably curious, the man says,
> "Well, OK..."So he wrapped his arms around the tree
> and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the
> other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took
> his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him
> naked and left.Two hours later another nature lover
> strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree
> stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to
> you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story
> about how he got there. When he finished telling his
> story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy,
> walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind
> the ear and said:"This just ain't gonna be
> your day, cupcake..."
