Bess's New Cowboy Boots

[slamdunk]

LAST EDITED ON Aug-23-08 AT 04:31PM (MST)[p] An elderly couple, Margaret and Bess, moved to the Uinta Basin. Bess always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME????


Margaret looked him over. Nope.
Frustrated, Bess stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT NOW????


Margaret looked up and exclaimed, Bess, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it?ll be hanging down again tomorrow!
Furious, Bess yelled, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET????


Nope, she replied.
IT?S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
Shoulda bought a hat, Bessy. Shoulda bought a hat. ;-)

 

[LESGO54]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, bess will be pissed

 

[bobcatbess]

DAMN YOU PUNK!!!

THATS WHERE MY NEW SKULL KRAZY HAT COMES IN HANDY!!!

NO BONER ABOUT IT!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[AWHOLELOTTABULL]

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It's always an adventure!!!
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[NEVADAGUY]

HA HA

 

[Knockmdead]

I have to say slam, that one was pretty good. But I do believe that He got one up on you with the $100 bill joke.


Jeff

 

[slamdunk]

Lol knockm, and he's also pretty proud about it.