Bess' Chimney

[1911]

IT SEEMS BESS WAS RECENTLY LATE TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE HIS WIFE WAS GIVING BIRTH.

A NURSE MEETS HIM IN THE HALLWAY AND SAYS...CONGRATS BESS...YOU'RE WIFE HAS JUST GIVEN BIRTH TO QUINTUPLETS ALL BOYS.

BESS REPLIES BACK TO THE NURSE.....I'M NOT SURPRISED...I HAVE A PENIS THE SIZE OF A CHIMNEY.

THE NURSE HESITATE FOR A MOMENT AND RETORTED....YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET YOUR CHIMNEY CLEANED...THEY WERE ALL BLACK!!!

 

[264mag]

That's a good one!

 

[Gator]

LOL

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[NVBighorn]

Oooooohhhhhh... So that's what Bess is talking about when he calls it the "Obama pipe".


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[elkassassin]

And I Thought I had Friends.....................in LOW Places!










I used to know of places worth Hiking in to for Elk & Deer!
Thanks to Illegal Bastards & the USFS not enforcing Rules you can Zing in to them Places on Wheelers now & not see a Damn thing!
But by GAWD it don't take long for them U-Tards to get there with all the Unethical BS and the New Technology!