Been a minute...

[never_catch]

It's been a minute since we've made fun of blondes...let's hear em!!

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel??

A. An airbag!!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~

 

[stinkystomper]

how do you drown a blonde?

put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

 

[D13er]

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.

She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!

Why WAL-MART??

HELLOOOOOOOOO!

WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!

JB

 

[sageadvice]

Why did the Blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Joey

 

[BigFly]

A redhead goes to the doctor complaining of horrible pain all over her body. Perplexed, the doctor asks her to touch her wrist. Upon placing her finger on her wrist, the woman screams. Still baffled, he then asks her to touch her knee. She points at her knee and then touches it, screaming in agony. The doctor finally asks her to touch her chin. When she places her finger upon her chin, the woman can't handle the pain and cries and screams like a baby. The doctor gazes right at the woman and asks, "you're not really a redhead, are you?" The woman, with a surprised look on her face proclaims, "no, I'm not. I'm actually a blond. How did you know?" The doctor says, " YOUR FINGER IS BROKE"





Bigfly

 

[Sharps45110]

What do you do if you see a blonde staggering out in the middle of a field?

Shoot her again.

Sorry thats not a blonde joke, this is more in line for some Ex wife's. lol.....

 

[kingfish]

Why didn't the blond breast feed her kids??? It hurt to much to boil her nipples!!!

 

[TAGATTRACTER]

Two Blondes took a walk out in the country when they come across some tracks. The first Blonde exclaims "look at the Rabbit tracks". The second Blondes says they are too big for Rabbit tracks, surely they must be Deer tracks.

The headline the next morning in the local paper reads......
Two Blondes killed by Train.

 

[2buckridge]

What do blondes and turtles have in common?
Put them on thier backs and they are screwed.

 

[2buckridge]

How do you turn a blonde into a brunette?
Stand her on her head.

 

[BuckSnort]

LAST EDITED ON Apr-06-11 AT 12:55PM (MST)[p]What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?

A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cockk'll-doooo."

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[BuckSnort]

What is blonde, brunette, blond, brunette ...?


A: A blonde doing cartwheels.

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