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THREE MEN DIED CHRISTMAS EVE AND WERE MET BY SAINT PETER AT THE PEARLY GATES!!!
IN HONOR OF THIS HOLY SEASON SAINT PETER SAID:YOU MUST EACH POSSESS SOMETHING THAT SYMBOLIZES CHRISTMAS TO GET INTO HEAVAN!!!
THE FIRST MAN WAS JACKMASTER,HE FUMBLED THROUGH HIS POCKETS & PULLED OUT A LIGHTER,FLICKED IT ON & SAID:IT REPRESENTS A CANDLE,YOU MAY PASS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES SAINT PETER SAID!!!
THEN IT WAS RUS'S TURN,HE PULLED OUT A SET OF KEYS,SHOOK THEM & SAID THEY ARE BELLS,SAINT PETER SAID YOU MAY PASS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES!!!
THEN IT WAS Beefy's TURN,HE STARTED SEARCHING DESPERATELY THROUGH HIS POCKETS AND FINALLY PULLED OUT A PAIR OF PANTIES & A 44 DD BRA,SAINT PETER SAYS:JUST WTF DO THOSE SYMBOLIZE???
Beefy REPLIES: WHY THESE ARE CAROLS DON'T YOU KNOW!!!
THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
IN HONOR OF THIS HOLY SEASON SAINT PETER SAID:YOU MUST EACH POSSESS SOMETHING THAT SYMBOLIZES CHRISTMAS TO GET INTO HEAVAN!!!
THE FIRST MAN WAS JACKMASTER,HE FUMBLED THROUGH HIS POCKETS & PULLED OUT A LIGHTER,FLICKED IT ON & SAID:IT REPRESENTS A CANDLE,YOU MAY PASS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES SAINT PETER SAID!!!
THEN IT WAS RUS'S TURN,HE PULLED OUT A SET OF KEYS,SHOOK THEM & SAID THEY ARE BELLS,SAINT PETER SAID YOU MAY PASS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES!!!
THEN IT WAS Beefy's TURN,HE STARTED SEARCHING DESPERATELY THROUGH HIS POCKETS AND FINALLY PULLED OUT A PAIR OF PANTIES & A 44 DD BRA,SAINT PETER SAYS:JUST WTF DO THOSE SYMBOLIZE???
Beefy REPLIES: WHY THESE ARE CAROLS DON'T YOU KNOW!!!
THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
