BED BUGS ANYBODY???

ShowThemToMe · Apr 1, 2012

Looking for info on you Guys & Gals that have been Infested with Bed Bugs?

Ya,I'm doing a Study,LMAO!

I've been Flea Bitten & Invaded with 100's if not 1000's of Fleas while Skinning Foxes,bobkitty's & Yotes!

I've been totally covered with 100's of Deer Ticks a few times in my day!

Even had Mange a few times!

But never been covered in Bed Bugs!(Yet!)

Just wondering where you mighta got them?

And what cured the problem?

No,I don't have them!

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If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

1911 · Apr 1, 2012

You ought to get in touch with Bigfoot....I hear he is doing some studies also. Maybe you could trade notes?

Shummy · Apr 1, 2012

What about crabs? Ever had those?

ShowThemToMe · Apr 1, 2012

No Crabs yet!

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If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

Shummy · Apr 1, 2012

That's good. Let me tell ya, spraying your junk with diazanon is uncomfortable.

ShowThemToMe · Apr 1, 2012

You got a Pic of the Chick that gave em to ya Shummy?

Not that I wanna see her!

Just so somebody else doesn't get hooked up with her!

[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

zekers · Apr 1, 2012

C'mon now, am I the only dirty sumbitch who had them as a kid? I got them growing up in Delta. Don't know how we got them, but I still have a couple of the scars from the blood blisters. Nasty friggin things, but I don't remember them hurting, just huge blood blisters. I remember my parents washing everything, much like you would with crabs (which I have not had, yet).

Abiggerfish2fry · Apr 1, 2012

LAST EDITED ON Apr-01-12 AT 06:47PM (MST)[p]My wife has owned Motels for 25 years and I have owned one for 10 year! I can tell you that they the hardest damn things get rid of, infact I would rather have a bad case of the crabs along with head lice and a couple of tic stuck to my NUTZ at the same time instead having bed bugs! because you can clear them up in a day or so! My best advice is torch the house.

elkun · Apr 1, 2012

didnt bring any bugs to the banquet did you?

ShowThemToMe · Apr 1, 2012

Well elkun!

The only thing I attracted at the Banquet was a DWR Employee & some Cops when I left the Joint!

[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

elkun · Apr 1, 2012

.i ride home with unitah basin bail bonds just in case,,

elkun · Apr 1, 2012

ive heard if you spend$ 5000 at kennys sfw banquet you get a get out of jail free card,

5000

ShowThemToMe · Apr 1, 2012

Lol!

I doubt 5K will get me what I want at Kenny's Banquet!

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If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

slickrock · Apr 1, 2012

I heard Mosnar dated a gal once that complained about vaginal warts. Is that the same thing as bed bugs? Just asking?

Slick

The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

slamdunk · Apr 1, 2012

I think Cupsy had crabs once.....

NVBighorn · Apr 1, 2012

Come on STTM, tell us the truth. You have a "friend" with bed bugs that "asked" you to come o here looking for "information" for "him", right?

Really now, there's no shame in having bed bugs. OK there might be a little shame but we would never judge.

ShowThemToMe · Apr 1, 2012

NVB!

Just wondering if you're going to CUCC & tell us?

[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

HumbledHunter · Apr 1, 2012

My fa,ily got bit by bed bugs at the Dana Landing Resort in San Diego. $500 per night room doesn't matter when it comes to bed bugs.

Yours truly,
HumbledHunter (stinkystomper's alter ego)
Mormons are Christians too

feddoc · Apr 1, 2012

Ask Greatwhitehunter...and Nadia.

>What about crabs? Ever had those?
>

I will no longer mention Octomom.

BuckSnort · Apr 1, 2012

Shave one side,set the other on fire, then stab them with an ice pick when they run across...

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feddoc · Apr 1, 2012

After dousing them with kerosene.

>Shave one side,set the other on
>fire, then stab them with
>an ice pick when they
>run across...
>
>

>
>Disclaimer:
>The poster does not take any
>responsibility for any hurt or
>bad feelings. Reading threads poses
>inherent risks. The poster would
>like to remind readers to
>make sure they have a
>functional sense of humor before
>they visit any discussion board.
>

I will no longer mention Octomom.

nickman · Apr 2, 2012

Probably get crabs,et al, at the MM Clubhouse....?

I didn't mind them too much, except that when you take a shower, they run and hide up your azz, then come out later and track chit all over the place.

"I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and
sh!t a better argument than that!"