Bathroom Etiquette

[Roy]

> The Polite Way to Pee
> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,asked her students the following question:
>
> 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
>
> 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'
>
> 'And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
>
> The teacher fainted....


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[Feleno]

The girl will probably turn out to be a prude and the guy will end up shaking hands with his dear friend.

 

[BuckSnort]

Good one Roy..

 

[lve2143]

LMAO

I'm gonna use that one on my
spouse G. We'll see how it goes.

L

 

[Roy]

LOL Larry - Keep us posted!

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)