Bar / bartender jokes

Feleno

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Lots of funny, clean bartender jokes, lets have em!

Three men were drinking at a bar.
Man#1: Do you know i have 4 sons? one more and i will have a basketball team. That would be cool!
The second man broke his bottle of beer.
Man#2: Thats nothing! I have 10 sons, one more and i will have a football team!
The third man broke his bottle of beer.
Man#3: You guys ain't got a clue! I have 17 wives, one more and i will have a golf course!

In remembrance of Eight Belles and the Kentucky Derby
Celine Dion and Sarah Jessica Parker walk into a bar, the bartender says "hey ladies, why the long faces?"
 

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