Bakersfield news

[overton]

A Bakersfield area farmer drove in his pickup to a neighbor's
farm, and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. The following conversation developed:

Is your Dad home?

No, Sir, he isn't he went to town.

Well, is your Mother here?

No, Sir, she went to town with Dad.

How about your brother Little JB? Is he here?

No, Sir, He went with Mom and Dad."

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from
one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.

The young boy asked, Is there anything I can do for you?
I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one,
or I can give Dad a message.

Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted
to talk to your Dad.

It's about your brother Little Jb getting my daughter, Suzie,
pregnant.

The boy thought for a moment. You would have to talk to
Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and
$50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Little JB.

 

[ShowThemToMe]

LOL!

[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!


I've got Wild Honey Tree's and Crazy Little Weeds growin around my Shack!
These Dusty Roads ain't streets of gold but I'm happy right where I'm at!
All these Perty little Western Belles are a Country Boys Dream!
They ain't got Wings or MM Halo's but they sure look good to me!

 

[fireball77]

Im still trying to get over the shock of hearing that Bakersfield has news. LOL

 

[RELH]

Okie town will never change, just a little Peyton place.

RELH

 

[kawboy]

Good one

I'll tell you who it was . . . it was that D@MN Sasquatch!

 

[nickman]

Bakersfield has news. It is written with crayons and is all in REAL big ledders!

It takes them 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".

When a Bakersfield girl marries up, she gets a guy from Oildale.

Astroturf was invented at a high school in Bakersfield. They had to do something since the school's cheerleaders' ATE all the REAL grass.

"I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and
sh!t a better argument than that!"

 

[overton]

LOL

 

[D13er]

....stop digging up the past mr McCoy....



JB

 

[nickman]

Go Renegades!

Indeed......WAY in the past!

"I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and
sh!t a better argument than that!"

 

[Wiszard]

That joke is null and void for the simple fact that JB is gay and doesn't like vaginas. Maybe you could change the name from "Suzie" to "Karl".....then that joke would be HILARIOUS!!

Steve
Holder of a 2012 LE Utah Deer Tag!!