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LAST EDITED ON Feb-10-04 AT 07:59AM (MST)[p]>A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa.
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>He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company.
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>One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the
>dachshund discovers that he is lost.
>
>Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
>with the obvious intention of having lunch.
>
>The dachshund thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now!
>
>Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by and immediately
>settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
>
>Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly,
>"Boy, that was one delicious leopard.
>
>I wonder if there are any more around here?"
>
>Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
>terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
>
>"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had
>me."
>
>Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
>tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
>protection from the leopard.
>
>So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard
>with great speed, and figured that something must be up.
>
>The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
>strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
>
>The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey,
>hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
>canine."
>
>Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back
>and thinks "What am I going to do now?"
>
>But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
>attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet and just when they get
>close enough to hear the dachshund says:
>
>"Where's that stupid monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring
>me another leopard."
>
>REMEMBER: IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH
>B******T
>
>
>He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company.
>
>One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the
>dachshund discovers that he is lost.
>
>Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
>with the obvious intention of having lunch.
>
>The dachshund thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now!
>
>Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by and immediately
>settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
>
>Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly,
>"Boy, that was one delicious leopard.
>
>I wonder if there are any more around here?"
>
>Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
>terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
>
>"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had
>me."
>
>Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
>tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
>protection from the leopard.
>
>So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard
>with great speed, and figured that something must be up.
>
>The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
>strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
>
>The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey,
>hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
>canine."
>
>Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back
>and thinks "What am I going to do now?"
>
>But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
>attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet and just when they get
>close enough to hear the dachshund says:
>
>"Where's that stupid monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring
>me another leopard."
>
>REMEMBER: IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH
>B******T
