Well, I had to watch again......like a truck wreck, you just have to look. I thought the new season might be better....nope.
I did some research and found a list of the top 6 requirements for getting on the History Channel Ax Men show.
#1..If your IQ and the length of your favorite chain saw bar are within 10, you could be hired.
#2..If the main thing preventing you from going to college was 6th grade, you could be hired.
#3..If your insurance agent tells you, he is "sold out" when you want to buy accident and liability coverage, you could be hired.
#4..If your training and leadership skills only involve screaming, yelling and use of the "f" word in every sentence, you could be hired.
#5..If you have never worked for a REAL logging outfit and you think yours is OK, you could be hired.
#6..If your level of self respect is so low that you don't mind that 75% of the world is laughing at your incompetance, you could be hired.
This show is on a par with the "Repo Retards"...they could swap casts for a month and you would hardly notice.
I did some research and found a list of the top 6 requirements for getting on the History Channel Ax Men show.
#1..If your IQ and the length of your favorite chain saw bar are within 10, you could be hired.
#2..If the main thing preventing you from going to college was 6th grade, you could be hired.
#3..If your insurance agent tells you, he is "sold out" when you want to buy accident and liability coverage, you could be hired.
#4..If your training and leadership skills only involve screaming, yelling and use of the "f" word in every sentence, you could be hired.
#5..If you have never worked for a REAL logging outfit and you think yours is OK, you could be hired.
#6..If your level of self respect is so low that you don't mind that 75% of the world is laughing at your incompetance, you could be hired.
This show is on a par with the "Repo Retards"...they could swap casts for a month and you would hardly notice.
